(James Howard) The Watermelon

Reading the title of the thumbnails gives us "Vore Story". This being James Howard, I should probably not be surprised.

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My Vore-ver the horizon radar detected vore heading our way.
He's learning, folks. Give him time.

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oversized futa on 3rd page? Vore alert

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Rare to see a girl(well its a futa but at least no yaoi) in his stories. I am soo happy.

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I sure hope this doesn't have any vore in it like the majority of his works.

And by that I mean I appreciate the warning in the title. I love his art, writing and comics but (unfortunately?) vore is kind of a turn off for me. Almost tempted to try to figure out how to learn to enjoy it. Maybe it's mostly the snuff aspect I don't care for. The temporary "rear-vore" in his futa dino doctor comic was kinda hot and I guess I don't mind vore or penis-to-ball-vore as long as those eaten get regurgitated...

Last edited on 03 June 2017, 19:57.

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I'm a simple man.

Whenever I read "James Howard," I rate it half a star.

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i'm rating it 5 stars because it's good art. i could give fuck all what the story is. i don't look at furry porn for story. and it's rather obvious that he doesn't die if he's in a therapy session that takes place after meeting the girl

also it would be hilarious if he just put vore in the thumbnail titles to throw people off

Last edited on 27 May 2017, 03:26.

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@jbopmajic I hate most vore but I do see some appeal in non-vore mouth play and stuff. There's a comic by Mokaityv (unfortunately hasn't been updated in a bit) with a dragon and mouse that has a lot of mouth play that I like.

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Good job James!
You've learned how to use ''Vore'' words in your title to alert people who are not into vore.

Its like you're actually trying to be a better person now! Im so proud.

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Please swallow a Watermelon and not the dude instead

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THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BOOK!!! shes got horns upon her head, BUT I GOTTA WATERMELON INSTEAD!!! "if you dont get the joke, look up marlon webb watermelon vines on youtube(its 1:24 and itll be a compilation of 2015) hope you like it!!"

Last edited on 03 June 2017, 20:14.

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If he has no VORE in this comic and just added it to the title to fuck with peoples heads... I'M GOING TO GIVE 5 STARS JUST FOR THAT!!! XD

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Well, I guess we can say that this was...
*Puts glasses*
A dick move.

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LMFAO

Because ''surprise vore'' is not a salt-creating thing to do xD
''salty comments'' under someone who is being an asshole is not salty. Its absolutely reasonable.

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At least he is being straight forward with the vore now.

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I need to know what is with The Watermelon. Just that and not future vore is what is on my mind.

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lol i can't tell if he's actually serious with the last two panels or not

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I fucking love James Howard man, i don't even read his story for anything else but to laugh at how self aware they are now.

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It keeps saying that there's a link to see, but It isn't here that I can find. Oh, well.

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just stop posting mate

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I wan sum fuk. OP What is this censoring?

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For those asking about the link or censoring, it's referring to his paypal account. and the link was in the picture description on Eka's Portal.

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@Caesar Czarson

Oh, boy, it's been some time since I came here! Didn't expect you to still be here trash talking me! "Your saltyness is reasonable", huehuehue... Yeah, right, as long as you're happy, child.

It's real funny when I write that these teasers are fueled by salty comments and then here you are to prove my point! Thank you, child! You make this comment sections worth it, and, most important, my wallet heavier, so keep on the saltyness, because you give me a lot do work with!

Maybe I'll even feature you into something next! I've been considering this for some time now, huehue...

Well, just keep on making my sausage more and more spicy... Because you know what Papa Howard likes...

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Oh, yeah, these were supposed to be posted on my furaffinity, inkbunny and ekkas pages, so there would actually be a link on the descriptions...

Anyway, if you're interested, the link is my for Patreon, which is on the bottom of every page.

Or, if you're too lazy to write it down, you can click here: https://www.patreon.com/jameshoward

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@james_howard Will you at least eventually release the uncensored pages?

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@HeavyMetalLoser

Yes, I always do.

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It always makex me sad when people dont have fun with the comedic censorship. Honestly, id love to see entire comics done with stuff like that. All the best stuff has a sense of humour :D

Thank you Mr Howard. Your stuff may not always be quite to my tastes, but the presentation alone makes them worth reading either way!

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>calling other people children because you disagree with them
Mate, lets have a personal discussion on this face to face and you can explain everything.

Im not even proposing any violence or threats - I genuinely want to try and explain that surprise-vore is annoying.

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james howard is my new favorite person for how he trolls haters

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@Caesar Czarson

I'm not calling you a child because you disagree with me. I'm calling you a child because you are childish. I'm pretty sure there was some point where you actually threatened me with physical violence, had I went to a furry convention you happened to be. Not sure if you realized this but you're always the one who starts trash talking in the comments. And I mean trash talking, not presenting your argument.

I've had plenty of reasonable discussions about vore in comment sections with people who despised it but put on a valid argument and acted as grown ups. And also I've had the likes of you...

The whole surprise vore thing is something I do, and will keep on doing. my audience don't seem to mind. If you don't like it, that's your own problem. I'm not here to entertain you specifically so I suggest you find another comic to follow. Plain and simple.

Although, I really want you to keep on feeding me, because I actually do enjoy seeing how absurd your arguments get to the point where you act as if you're entitled to an apology or something.

I don't know what you want or what you gain from this, but I'm having a great time over here, so please, keep on the good work.

Love
Papa Howard

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@james_howard

i think you deserve to be taken to some dudes house. were they'll stick there own sausage in you. After that you should be swallowed whole and come out the back side perfectly fine then you can know what your charaters feel like when you commit them to vore. You'd probly get off like 10 times during that though which i can't say is a bad thing. you can be fairly childish so maybe your a little? that would be awfully cute.

Lolz on a serious note you draw some interesting comics i'm not really interested in vore but your works all ways top notch and well written. and the the comments secttions you comment on this site are allways funny to read. it would probly be nice for people to see a vore warning but since your pretty much known for it theres not really a point. its kinda expected from you and more surprising if theres no vore.

that ceaser comic sounds like it would be super cool. maybe you should make a list of your conversations with ceaser and post them on a patreon pole to see if you should make it X3

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So will he ride the bologna pony or spend more time sucking on her big meaty sausage?

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So this guy is about to get crammed down a giant cock, asphyxiated and probably melted in some kind of bizarre acidic seminal fluid before being ejaculated out.... only to somehow magically survive the whole ordeal.

Fetish logic. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Don't get me wrong, the first part is great, the second part always makes me scratch my head.

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