[inner thoughts] "Hmmmm.....take the offer of tighter than frog booty-coochie, who will be a squirting, squirming, screaming dick-drunk rich chick mess when I'm through with her, AND who will also undoubtedly let me do ANYTHING I want to her and with her money after defeating the bad guy OR........be a monumental heroic shmuck and scar this chick mentally for the rest of her life by holding true to the virtues of knighthood???" [checks the scale:] "Bag of rocks....bag of feathers." Yeah, that's what I thought.