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Your pussy is turning me into a cock retard!

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Just a quick question, is that what they're really saying or did the translators exaggerate to make it funnier? Cause I've seen some stupid doujin dialogue before, but goddamn this one takes the cake.

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It's an incorrect literal translation. "Cock retard" is "chinpo baka" but X baka means someone who is obsessed about X to the point of losing common sense. A more accurate translation would be "Your pussy feels so good I can't think about anything but my cock." There's a lot of ridiculous dialogue in doujins, but if something doesn't make sense it's usually a translation error.

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Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the pussy.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It’s you !!
CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your cock are belong from us.
CATS: You are on the way to retardation.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to pull out make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha...

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