Oh yes I so agree with you. It is just like my Nephew's school play!
I mean I have never herd such smut in all my days!
They wrote it themselves so you can imagine... School Boys & Girls of Secondary School age prancing around on stage.
But I admit I had to hide my face to cover my blushed when the hero decided he was going to get it out for all to see.
On cue the whole cast gasped **GASPED** & he just smiled like a pumpkin!
At this point I almost fell of my seat! Some girl... Some girl on stage had grabbed hold of it when he let go of it..... Next moment there were 2 girls grasping it firmly! They both cast a wickedly hungrily look towards the audience before assaulting it with stroke after stroke their hand were really going at it....... AND IT WAS AT THIS POINT I DECIDED GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE & GO SIT IN MY CAR & WAIT....
God! What did Claymora expect... Shakespeare???????????