Funfact: gorillas have a penis length average of about 4 inches/10cm

Base +5, liberius +6, Zeikfried +14, xburner337 +6, LMAC +7, Dawnell_do -1, Lady-Akane +2, oneiwonder +7, Rand0mPervert +2, UtterDrong +6, TheK1LL3R +6, hguerue +6, Porpoisicle +8, and 6 more...

More like Donkey DONG, amirite?

Base +13, Kamiyama03 +6, S@LT33 +4, LMAC +7, Dawnell_do +1, Lady-Akane +2, oneiwonder +7, Rand0mPervert +2, 1qazqaz +7, phenomenalrainmaker +3

Now I know that if you mock a gorilla you’ll be facefucked and anally broken.
Knowledge is Power!

Base +3, oneiwonder +7, Rand0mPervert +2, 1qazqaz +7

"white girls say?" LOL now DK is a nigga?

Base +7, fuckyoudmc -6, snpaa +6, Scoobydoobydoo +6, UtterDrong +6, MeloTheYellow +6, ycdtoas -6, hguerue -6, shsrzrzx -6

All those references, damn.

Base +6, fuckyoudmc +6

“Sorry, monkey-butt. I heard gorilla dicks are only 1.5 inches. That’s about 8.5 inches short of my standards.”
Didn’t you date Mario? Is Mario secretly hung? I guess we now know why he’s able to get chicks out of his league.

Base +6

"Didn’t you date Mario? Is Mario secretly hung? I guess we now know why he’s able to get chicks out of his league."

There is a reason why Legend Ron Jeremy was chosen to portray Mario Squeegie Hornio.

Base +20