[Super Masara] Zettai Ni Bokkishiteha Ikenai Chijufu | 絕對不准勃起鎮守府 [缺了一角的閃刀姬護國戰線] [Chinese] (Kantai Collection -KanColle-)

Posted on 05 December 2018, 17:31 by: futarina

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耶！小雞雞！
順帶一提我喜歡小雞雞沒錯，但喜歡的是自己的雞雞跟女孩子的雞雞！
那怕這男人打扮得多像女生長得多漂亮又有多可愛迷人，只要不是我自己的也不是女孩子的雞雞就是Out！

翻譯：敵陣殲滅型的烈火閃刀姬Kagari！！
修圖：據點防衛型的波紋閃刀姬Shizuku！！
嵌字：強襲打擊型的疾風閃刀姬Hayate！！
發表：重裝攔截型的沙塵閃刀姬Kaina！！
『就差001光屬性的裝備就湊齊所有的成員啦！』
『反正只有一個人，是要爭些什麼……』
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※2018/11/25更新
更新第二回，哦耶！

※2018/11/30更新
更新第三話，噫哈！

※2018/12/05更新
更新第四話，哎嘿！

※2018/12/14更新
更新第五話，咕哈！

Posted on 13 November 2018, 17:38 by: dsylolicon

阴蒂勃起?

Posted on 13 November 2018, 20:52 by: zhajj

还有这种操作的吗

Posted on 13 November 2018, 23:38 by: Eagle-S

可以请明石小姐帮我变成女提督mua？

Posted on 14 November 2018, 00:54 by: VerySEX

樓上你的寶貝要拆卸下來?

Posted on 14 November 2018, 02:50 by: fujiwara176

反正用不到，拆下來又有什麼關係

Posted on 14 November 2018, 03:42 by: Heinrich.Schwarz

樓上不要那麼快放棄身為男性的自尊啊...

Posted on 14 November 2018, 05:27 by: lalala03

Emmmmm，我好兴奋啊，好兴奋啊。

Posted on 14 November 2018, 09:57 by: yukiji0628

作者嗑了甚麼都給我來一點

Posted on 14 November 2018, 14:28 by: 作死君

处男也可以手冲啊，楼上你连最后的快乐也要放弃吗？

Posted on 14 November 2018, 14:43 by: MatrixSR

樓上不要說得女孩子就不能DIY一樣呀

Posted on 14 November 2018, 15:40 by: meiduixiang

吹雪的表情

Posted on 15 November 2018, 09:31 by: sks963

鸡儿不需要的可以捐给有需要的人

Posted on 16 November 2018, 13:07 by: alreadyuses

想把丁丁拆下来给叢雲，然后从后面被叢雲干

Posted on 17 November 2018, 00:41 by: wangyimiao

楼上的想法……真棒(／≧ω＼)我也想

Posted on 18 November 2018, 06:13 by: KnightsDick

是经验人数眼镜和告白成功率眼镜的作者吗？看到明石才反应过来

Posted on 22 November 2018, 11:52 by: aoxueos

还会有后续吗？

Posted on 24 November 2018, 22:37 by: 4dzdl

有一个本子的确有从云装上丁丁然后把提督给干了的内容……

Posted on 25 November 2018, 23:02 by: DioxinsX

这个剧情有意思

Posted on 26 November 2018, 03:44 by: Smashproof

..又是这厮! 上次的白粉快修和经验眼镜也是[

Posted on 26 November 2018, 10:52 by: togxdraa

24小時不准笑的梗嗎?

Posted on 26 November 2018, 11:04 by: pointer243

最后的那智把我笑哭了

Posted on 27 November 2018, 15:21 by: zsylzclt

不知道后面情节会不会有泰踢库和今夜是山田梗
然后，扮演吉米大西的会是谁呢

Last edited on 14 December 2018, 05:21.

Posted on 29 November 2018, 20:27 by: finer04

楼上说的那个本也太清奇了吧？

名字呢

Posted on 30 November 2018, 03:35 by: zsylzclt

不知道后面情节会不会有泰踢库和今夜是山田梗

Posted on 30 November 2018, 16:19 by: xls_338448

為毛啊曙!

Posted on 30 November 2018, 18:00 by: leon0806

更激烈的(物理)

Posted on 30 November 2018, 18:59 by: l249030467

姬佬恐怖如斯

Posted on 01 December 2018, 04:28 by: 岬ちゃん

爆炸了还行

Posted on 01 December 2018, 08:12 by: Akiniwa Akiba

这三小啦

Posted on 01 December 2018, 15:26 by: sdddhj

作者每次都不忘黑颜艺级啊
另外感觉吹包子是本作的被害担当了，大爆破后吹包子肯定还要Nelson touch

Posted on 03 December 2018, 07:58 by: mwr

有病的鎮守府，又是各種各樣的有病...

Posted on 04 December 2018, 09:46 by: charlottenod

内部爆炸！

Posted on 06 December 2018, 02:55 by: Zone210608

我有個問題，大家都說那個是小雞雞
但是，到底哪裡像雞了

Posted on 06 December 2018, 10:55 by: bnb840307

在場全員，OUT(音效響起

Posted on 06 December 2018, 12:14 by: Hikuran

我不行了，这个本子已经笑到腹肌崩坏

Posted on 14 December 2018, 03:48 by: 岬ちゃん

吹吹怎么那么瑟琴

Posted on 14 December 2018, 04:01 by: asffwrf

吹雪泰拳踢腿（ﾃﾞﾝﾃﾞﾝ～～～）

Posted on 14 December 2018, 11:53 by: Boat slaughter

居然还有这种操作?

Posted on 14 December 2018, 12:32 by: noteeton

吹雪 out

Posted on 14 December 2018, 15:38 by: 虚伪的加冕

又是这个弱智提督233

Posted on 15 December 2018, 01:11 by: cklau314

God damn打耳光會是金剛嗎

Posted on 15 December 2018, 04:59 by: HtCirno

会有被鬼捉到强制口交的游戏吗？

Posted on 16 December 2018, 18:54 by: sendaipoi

鹿姐不要啊

Posted on 17 December 2018, 18:55 by: Leikaaa

best match wwww

Posted on 18 December 2018, 01:05 by: uue

島風94要裝jj ww

Posted on 18 December 2018, 02:48 by: connor1987

作者也有看build呢

Posted on 18 December 2018, 04:57 by: iamwhoandwhoami

Shimakaze ! penis ! best match !

Posted on 19 December 2018, 03:32 by: HanaURudel

不愧是劳模鹿岛

Posted on 19 December 2018, 16:12 by: pigfly233

島風兒×雞雞
beat match!

Posted on 22 December 2018, 18:48 by: Mars core

best match还行，射精的法则已经确定了!!

Posted on 22 December 2018, 19:12 by: vivagogo

P24/25
看不到靈體是吧
來來這個通電後就熱到不行的“燈泡”裝上去，
鐵定會看得一清二楚的啦
裝燈泡還不一定會翹毛，魚雷嘛…你已經看到結果了。
(阿，頭…頭好痛滴說)

Posted on 22 December 2018, 22:58 by: pointer243

大井这死法。。。不好意思我笑了

Posted on 23 December 2018, 01:51 by: eric2270

先不談大井

北上似乎真的要死了

Posted on 23 December 2018, 15:32 by: XD0009

北上的眼淚

Posted on 26 December 2018, 15:15 by: zxc3344556540

我到底看了什麼

Posted on 26 December 2018, 15:39 by: cybort

高速改修

Posted on 26 December 2018, 15:56 by: bnb840307

我對我勃起

Posted on 26 December 2018, 17:27 by: AJAQ

松本 OUT!!! 濱田OUT!!! 方正OUT!!! 田中OUT!!! 遠藤OUT!!!
田中 Thai Kick!!!
全員 OUT!!!

Posted on 26 December 2018, 21:37 by: Ledan

作者到底嗑了甚麼？我們接著看下去。

Posted on 31 December 2018, 15:09 by: Sandhawk

苟苟妙高

Posted on 25 February 2019, 11:23 by: Mitsui流河

喜闻乐见的抽屉梗~~

Posted on 12 March 2019, 16:21 by: QPAzuma

慣例的thai kick XDDDDDDDDD

Posted on 12 March 2019, 16:37 by: 止步天籁

耶！不更新则已，一更新差点把我笑抽过去2333

Posted on 12 March 2019, 16:53 by: VerySEX

吹雪被田中附身

Posted on 12 March 2019, 17:22 by: 伟大的发动机

泰拳踢是啥

Posted on 12 March 2019, 17:43 by: laosiji0000

Hhhhhh笑死我了😂😂😂想起科搜队那集田中因为儿子写的信感动的哭结果结尾“田中泰kick”😂

Posted on 13 March 2019, 00:34 by: QPAzuma

不准笑系列的梗
每一集田中都一定會被泰kick,不管田中如何努力一定會被踢 XD

Posted on 13 March 2019, 01:22 by: blockend

来个人科普一下Thai Kick是什么意思啊……萌新一脸懵逼……

Posted on 13 March 2019, 01:47 by: cheers

再玩啊www

Posted on 13 March 2019, 07:34 by: aaaa11212

泰拳踢就...泰拳踢呀...比賽會看到的那種橫著踢腹部那種, 沒有色色的成份只有痛...

Posted on 13 March 2019, 09:08 by: qq865532419

话说是不是今年没有24小时不准笑了…没找到啊

Posted on 13 March 2019, 11:19 by: abc09923

https://s2.ax1x.com/2019/03/13/AkY8C6.jpg

Posted on 14 March 2019, 17:18 by: sendaipoi

突然发现看过，，，

Posted on 15 March 2019, 06:02 by: thomhung

我為什麼會想到腹擊交

Posted on 20 March 2019, 02:32 by: Bloke A

Thai kick XD

Posted on 21 March 2019, 14:39 by: KoishiSan

呼巴掌定番不知道會由誰來主演

Posted on 24 March 2019, 16:01 by: hoxikawakirara

田中 thai kick

Posted on 24 March 2019, 22:57 by: kg5tsf

这是把尿硬吸出来了吗

Posted on 26 March 2019, 13:04 by: edisontai

夕立被榨那麼多次，怎麼還沒改二？

Posted on 31 March 2019, 05:30 by: HtCirno

今年的泰kick环节也挺有意思的，弄得跟逆境无赖开司一样，一开始以为是拼技术，实际上是你不输就一直玩。

Posted on 26 April 2019, 22:51 by: kuga12345

为啥潮说自己不是处女就全员out 没懂

Posted on 26 April 2019, 22:59 by: 魔封的芬芳

想到潮被男人这个那个，谁顶得住啊
魔性之潮警告

Posted on 27 April 2019, 01:56 by: wojiaolicg

楼上魔性之潮那个简直比本子还本子

Posted on 27 April 2019, 03:17 by: RX31415926

魔性の潮？你是说那个驱逐舰潮十番胜负哦

Posted on 27 April 2019, 05:00 by: d779933

看完這本子我已經Out好幾次了，可是鹿島沒來幫我安撫下來之刑…
嗯……對了！只要在左手寫上「鹿島」，右手寫上「愛宕」就好啦！
我真聰明！

Posted on 27 April 2019, 09:22 by: fyonly6

泰拳踢讓我狂笑www

Posted on 27 April 2019, 17:22 by: charlottenod

诶？！！潮乃先偷跑了嘛！

Posted on 27 April 2019, 17:58 by: l249030467

震撼勃起

Posted on 29 April 2019, 21:12 by: vivagogo

呃…魔性之潮…
怎麼換人畫續篇來著？
這些聽到非處女宣言反倒吉爾大性奮的提督通通出局！
OUT！

Posted on 28 July 2019, 17:34 by: Nafix

居然还在更新.TQL!

Posted on 28 July 2019, 20:24 by: sks963

dalao，如果eh最后撑不住了，会转移到哪里呢？

Posted on 11 September 2019, 04:56 by: waterlas

大淀补充这句真把人看硬了...

Posted on 11 September 2019, 05:32 by: tea5201314

靠北...我笑點低到不行...笑到51頁...= =

Posted on 11 September 2019, 05:39 by: Ledan

全員 OUT！

Posted on 14 September 2019, 19:54 by: DESPAIR HEART

草，原来报数是指报出被顶的次数吗？

Posted on 19 September 2019, 01:41 by: Ledan

總覺得勃起的觸發越來越輕鬆了

Posted on 19 September 2019, 03:20 by: sks963

滨波头发被吹起来那张是有点好看诶，我也要boki了

Posted on 19 September 2019, 16:31 by: englun

我也不爭氣的硬了

Posted on 20 September 2019, 06:34 by: lamcoder

鹿岛牌清理机

Posted on 20 September 2019, 06:59 by: dasvsdfwe

鹿岛素吃鸡高手啊，吃了多少次鸡……儿了

Posted on 25 September 2019, 08:17 by: zsylzclt

泰踢有了，吉米.一库.大西也有了。估计今夜是山田时是播放一些淫荡话来勾引他仨out

Posted on 03 October 2019, 15:01 by: useful159357

海鰻識貨的嘛

Posted on 03 October 2019, 16:44 by: tongjuecanliu

大淀躺枪

Posted on 04 October 2019, 05:21 by: lamcoder

有一说一，全裸确实没意思

Posted on 04 October 2019, 07:25 by: qfdqs

骂打大屁股那页……动画雾岛？？？（舰队头槌无故躺枪

大屁股无辜躺枪

Posted on 04 October 2019, 13:31 by: cantai

第55页左下角，看上去好像曙抱着浜風的头给她口。。。

Posted on 05 October 2019, 09:52 by: yunikawaii

借分享會幫宣傳

Posted on 05 October 2019, 11:21 by: xrdx

ㄛ識貨ㄛ

Posted on 05 October 2019, 12:49 by: mama1788

不是只有24小時嗎?
有人算過她們一天射了幾次嗎? XDD

Posted on 10 October 2019, 02:35 by: spinder

提督由于语言过于激烈而退出直播间

Posted on 07 November 2019, 05:10 by: LAN5996

雨云姬是村雨＋峯云

Posted on 07 November 2019, 06:06 by: VerySEX

怎麼忽略北方!?

Posted on 18 November 2019, 18:31 by: edisontai

深海雨雲姫沒發現夕立是自己妹妹嗎？

Posted on 06 December 2019, 17:02 by: XD0009

知道19底下在頂真的硬到爆

Posted on 06 December 2019, 17:24 by: eeppv817

JK是買方…光想就(ry

Posted on 07 December 2019, 11:12 by: Witch Hunter

所以说初雪的毛到底怎么了

Posted on 07 December 2019, 14:47 by: kchao

哈哈哈哈这系列好欢乐笑到肚子痛!I Need more!!!哈哈哈哈

Posted on 08 December 2019, 16:00 by: kg5tsf

1919（警觉）

Posted on 23 December 2019, 05:33 by: flyinghentai

我们仍未知道初雪酱下面的毛到底怎么了

Posted on 05 January 2020, 10:03 by: qfdqs

不愧是jk

Posted on 05 February 2020, 19:43 by: 魔封的芬芳

草，原来是提督的后庭花开了

Posted on 05 February 2020, 21:13 by: Toshikko

提—督—！

Posted on 06 February 2020, 03:02 by: tooyoung

吹雪和夕立已经会自己动了

Posted on 06 February 2020, 03:52 by: blacklost

吹笛子是AV帝王的梗嗎?

Posted on 06 February 2020, 04:32 by: fifa999977

这就是南蛮的食人魔吗

Posted on 06 February 2020, 04:57 by: Gin69

笑到断吊

Posted on 06 February 2020, 06:11 by: tongjuecanliu

想都没想就把提督给干了

Posted on 06 February 2020, 07:18 by: fifa999977

sks963，如果eh亡了，会转移到心里…

Posted on 06 February 2020, 11:08 by: hrpaco1026

1900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
已經不要惹惹惹惹惹惹惹!!!!!

Posted on 06 February 2020, 12:59 by: AaronSss

jk援交，没毛病

Posted on 06 February 2020, 13:35 by: xls_338448

提-督-親-

Posted on 06 February 2020, 16:19 by: HRCT

在室卻技巧嫻熟，沒關係的……鹿、鹿島還是好女孩的

Posted on 06 February 2020, 17:39 by: izuruzeta

最后1p是提督被曙刚了么

Posted on 07 February 2020, 13:33 by: tanabatahitokami

所以被金剛強姦的意思其實也是被金剛捅了嗎

Posted on 07 February 2020, 19:26 by: DESPAIR HEART

一言不合就肛提督hhhhhhhh

Posted on 08 February 2020, 12:50 by: koi4

我tm到底看了个啥

Posted on 10 February 2020, 17:24 by: flyinghentai

你们这群驱逐舰为什么对自己妹妹下面的毛这么关心啊kora

Posted on 19 April 2020, 20:16 by: FeiKunn

天哪我到底在看什么👋

Posted on 19 April 2020, 20:28 by: laosiji0000

笑吐了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈😂泰踢江头250还有2020草彅剛真是紧跟时代😂

Posted on 20 April 2020, 22:11 by: zxycat2

草居然还在更新

Posted on 25 April 2020, 14:45 by: ctbq

1楼说的太对了，感动( •̥́ ˍ •̀ू )

Posted on 26 April 2020, 06:19 by: 哲学法王

妙高的大破hhhhhhhhhhhhh

Posted on 02 May 2020, 18:48 by: 爱与和平9713

到底做了什么把鱼雷引信给玩炸的233

Posted on 02 May 2020, 22:37 by: UltimateOmegaZero

电是不是带把的我暂且蒙在鼓里

Posted on 20 May 2020, 20:04 by: 魔封的芬芳

明明是傲娇纯爱系经常出场的角色，却喜欢BE恶堕NTR黄漫，你到底是谁？

Posted on 21 May 2020, 00:07 by: lamcoder

哈哈哈哈，拱坝老哥要求真高

Posted on 21 May 2020, 03:40 by: werdat

話說這不就是hiten的翔鶴本嗎催眠ntr happy end

Posted on 21 May 2020, 15:20 by: Toshikko

你们这个把不是装一天吗？这装了多久了？

Posted on 21 May 2020, 16:06 by: zebraaaa

ex可以設通知嗎，好在更新的時候讓他跳出來叫我WW

Posted on 21 May 2020, 19:57 by: joey0vrf

那種的已經看膩了啦

Posted on 22 May 2020, 14:10 by: CMT

全员safe艹

Posted on 27 May 2020, 20:19 by: DESPAIR HEART

天上一天地上一年ww那么镇守府的一天是现实里的多少年呢ww

Posted on 30 May 2020, 15:27 by: kodoa

bad end,摘眼镜，莫非是那个神作

Posted on 13 June 2020, 00:29 by: 银翼玄狐

禁止变身

Posted on 13 June 2020, 00:38 by: tanabatahitokami

最後那邊 POI明明沒有機雞可以勃起是怎麼OUT的

Posted on 13 June 2020, 01:22 by: t2774789tt

>tanabatahitokam
你該不會以為...
沒有雞雞就沒辦法硬吧?

Posted on 13 June 2020, 09:33 by: Toshikko

有唧唧上瘾了，人给拆掉了还要拿回来

Posted on 16 June 2020, 19:04 by: ureal

等会曙是不是插了提督啊，肌肉壮汉啊，辣眼睛

Posted on 09 July 2020, 04:26 by: bunnygorf

所以初雪的毛到底.......

Posted on 09 August 2020, 08:55 by: KiraSaki128

这作者的明石一直都是天使啊（确信）

Posted on 13 October 2020, 19:52 by: 侯天宇

沒有JJ就不能out了嗎，JJ豈是如此不便之物

Posted on 23 December 2020, 16:07 by: Hokkyoku_Kitsune

笑到不行XD

Posted on 27 July 2021, 03:10 by: ctbq

我愿尊你这段话为扶她圣经！

Posted on 19 July 2022, 17:41 by: Deep-Dark-Fantasy

总觉得还有后续，但这么久没更是啥情况……

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