Semi Meme, mostly correct TL.
The gist of it is accurate, at least. For 3 pages where text was superfluous it was memed instead.

Can you at least add [Rewrite] to the title if you are going to meme it up?

Well here to hoping we get a more proper TL eventually.

Base +6, ohgodwhai +5, IncognitoMaud +6, squfar +6, Cadavrus +6, as102 +10, Tarball +13, Derhguy443 +5, hamzah lol +7, Tierno +6, Juggernaut Santa -29, gooched +6, LingeringMemories +13, and 19 more...

This rewrite is the equivalent of spray painting reddit's logo on Sistine Chapel ceiling, and calling it "art".

Base +8, IncognitoMaud +6, squfar +6, Cadavrus +6, as102 +10, Tarball +13, Derhguy443 +5, hamzah lol +7, Juggernaut Santa -29, Nostras +6, LingeringMemories +13, Qwerty2 +8, whiney -4, and 13 more...

I rushed it, and it still took me a ridiculous amount of time to push it out.

Base +1, Derhguy443 -5, Juggernaut Santa +29, LingeringMemories -13, Qwerty2 -8, sungoer -6, skeksis -7, kaoke -6, Spooky Ghost Butts -7, covoc -6, EvilSanta -6, Eriker -7, Rouge･ -30, and 4 more...

the most insulting part of this rewrite is that it insinuates that LowTierGod has moves of any kind

Base +8, Derhguy443 +5, PinguPrin +7, Leo William +6, EvilSanta +6, aramil31 +6, Daddyfatsack +6, coleccionista903 +6, sgourd +6, DarioEmpio -7

>I rushed it, and it still took me a ridiculous amount of time to push it out.

Yeah, that sounds like constipation. Be sure to flush your toilet after taking a dump, along with the shitty rewrites that you have been pooping out today.

Base +14, LingeringMemories +13, Leo William +6, Derhguy443 +5, EvilSanta +6, Juggernaut Santa -29, Eriker +7, Qwerty2 +8, aramil31 +6, neoncamo +6, Frygon +10, funk_u_up +13, Daddyfatsack +6, and 5 more...