Well, this rule 34 comic was done by Roger Brunel in the eighties for his Pastiches 3 album and as as far as I know it had never been translated in English. Brunel used the Yoko Tsuno album "The forge of Vulcan" as his example and got all the artwork from there.

I translated it as closely as possible but had to take some liberties with several impossible to translate plays of words and puns. I also decided to forgo the silly parody names that Brunel gave the characters and removed the fourth wall joke with which the story ended since it didn't add anything to the story itself.