"In this comic, we see our neurotic neko describe the perils of trying to date when you're a super anxious virgin who's never been kissed, yet you also work at a strip club...hmmm."

Artist Pages:
https://www.patreon.com/Kadath
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/kadath/
http://kadathart.deviantart.com/
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http://www.twitter.com/UnknownKadath

pg.18 : Is that supposed to be a coffee meet reference? Because I'm pretty sure that table was rectangular.

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I just realized this whole story’s concept is based on real world cheetahs in captivity usually needing a stress relief dog.

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I can’t tell if Vera is supposed to be Russian or Romanian, so instead I just read her lines in my head with a mix of the two.
It’s oddly soothing.
Dynamite is the main character and sex appeal, but mama bear is the breakout star tbh.

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Cute story, nice art. Looking forward to more!

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Wow... I know a woman EXACTLY like the bear. Saying 'hi' to a girl makes her decide you're getting married and popping out kids.
One of my friends refuses to speak to her any more because of the time she handed her a condom. Then 'whispered' very loudly that she made sure to poke holes in it so she can 'catch her man'. She was with said man at the time... They broke up right after, and my friend HATES her now, lol.

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Such children should be put in their place, I didn't expect Vera to be this kind of mother.

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Finalmente veré algo de "Acción" al estilo Kadath o ¿sera algo mas romantico?

Finally I will some "action" Dakath style or ¿will be some romantic comic?

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The language is Polish, kicia = kitten, Henryk - polish name ;)

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THANK YOU. Go away, Vera, honestly. You and your three hellspawn are being rude.

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I show full and unrelenting support for this comic. This is the kind of thing I like to see out of kadath; Good stories, interesting and enjoyable characters, and a jovial tone towards titillation paired with a healthy dollop of T+A.

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MORE PLZ!!!

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Wouldn't mind seeing more of Krystyna, perhaps awkwardly chasing after older men.

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last scene she is figurativly and literraly naked.

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wholesome!

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"GOTH DOGGY!"

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OH MY GOD! I just figured it out!

So, hear me out. Dynamite is a cheetah right? A shy and anxious cheetah. And Rory is a dog who helps her calm down and with who she can socialize.
Well GUESS WHAT! Cheetahs are actually shy and anxious in real-life, so much so that to help them with it, zoos give them emotional support dogs! (this is real and actually so gosh darn adorable, just look it up on Google there's a crap ton of articles about it)

So this story is literally about a cheetah and her emotional support dog. I love it. This is perfect.

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The DDD cup size thing is no coincidence, considering Puzzle's cup size is a G, as in, G for Giraffe.

@Hardcore Genesis

Nailed it in one, Kadath has also confirmed this is the inspiration for the comic.

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Last Page: Cheetah Girl isn't totally clueless. Now to lose the Big V!

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pages need to be smaller i can still kind read them

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Where the heck you're getting these pages? the latest ones are blurry af

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Big titty stripper girlfriend who likes metal? Wife her, lucky dog.

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Got mad british up in here. Bloke? Flat? Trollop? lol.

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@muffdifer884 Well, the original comic was called 'Londoners'. What did you expect?

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Aaaand the guy is going to say he is gay.

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Oh dear, not like this ...

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readers getting led around by the nose here with boring twists feels like.

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Too good to be real... damn poor girl.

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Somebody here is a bit slow, and it's not the cheetah.

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Ha ha! I was wondering what the "kadath" was going to be. XD

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MAMA BEAR IS PISSED

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I'll not be surprised, if he turns out to be gay.😑

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But wait, he knows that Tracy had no idea he's getting a job at safari, so it couldn't be "getting to know each other as co-worker"

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@Pryde
The whole affair seems a bit over the top for just "getting to know co-worker" as well. He should have picked up on that a lot sooner.

Maybe we should go with "Ruby is employed at the club".

Last edited on 16 August 2020, 15:22.

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And then they do it...in 5 more pages.

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Wish I can say the dog being a virgin is surprising. He just seems incredibly bland and one-note, so of course I thought he usually gets ignored by others.

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Now that I'm seeing it in profile, that's an EXTREMELY long snout for a cheetah.

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please for the love of god fuck already

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CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE WON.

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This character feels a little weird with how kinky all this artist's other characters are.

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woohoo!! 4th wall break.

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@MD40 I don't think this is actually social anxiety. If it was, she wouldn't have a job where she's naked on stage in front of a crowded club. Social anxiety doesn't let you do that. This is awkwardness or introversion at most.

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This is the wholesome smut I love to see. I love a fluffy story with good looking characters and happy endings. Wish there were more of these types of stories.

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Hymen breaking due to sports injuries, while doing splits for example, is more common than you'd think.

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FarkyMac - It is not a dream sequence. It is a fantasy, so it does matter to the character development. Because she is a virgin and have no idea how he looks naked, this is a glimpse into her head. We see what her hopes are and can therefore root for her and feel her disappointment, or excitement, when these hopes hit reality.

Vetmode - Read the other comments. The story is based on real life examples of cheetahs in captivity needing support dogs.

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In this case, it falls under a dream sequence. And no, it's not telling us anything new about the character. We already knew she wants to get laid and that she wants to dog to do it. A sex scene, properly, should emphasize the bond between the characters in it. But this isn't even him, so the scene is just rehashing information about one character and isn't developing the other. It's a waste.

@Juzubow The hymen also repairs itself just like any other part of the body. Really, it's not a good measure of anything. Not to mention how worthless a concept virginity is.

Last edited on 14 January 2021, 15:01.

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@Vetmode

Hahaha!

No, not even close. XD

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a hot girl who works at a strip club who's never done it yep 100% believable

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So the last substantial scene was one that had absolutely no consequences in the narrative. It could have been completely removed and not changed the story AT ALL.

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.... what is it with Kad's characters having personal fun-time, getting close to orgasm, then getting interrupted and just... stopping everything?

Yes, throw the vibrator - that is justified. Then you finish up with your hand, like an ADULT.

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God this comic is still a hot garbage fire even after re-reading it years later: I swear kad should've just scrapped it or made it a short porn comic. None of it felt humorous, the story went from porn setup, to the guy stopping her advances cuz moronic reasons, to then a fantasy/dream sequence that ended with a fucking weak hurr funneh XD joke of the vibe dying. And this comic took 2 to 3 years in total just to end like that. I honestly don't blame anyone cutting their patreon support after he pulled that stunt.

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