If anyone wants to post a better translation, go ahead. i just had this one laying arround for a while now...

Where's the Monster Energy Drink Can tho?

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CHADstolfo just keeps winning bros

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>the Astolfo cosplayer has a big dick this time

Recent events have proven this to be realistic.

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RAW: https://e-hentai.org/g/1802769/555e8d5b18/
ENG: https://e-hentai.org/g/1848044/00849796a3/ (you are here)
CHN: https://e-hentai.org/g/1479572/165635e0a7/

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@Jagyr: Please explain.

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Everywhere I go,

I see his cock.

@Chaos1745

A crossdressing Japanese cosplayer did a cock reveal in Astolfo cosplay and he's bigger and thicker than a monster energy can. Twitter imploded.

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@Chaos1745

#Astolfo hit the trending topics saturday on Twitter because of this cosplayer:

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5886085
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5883763

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"lol" count: 11

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God damn, someone charges money for this shit?

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Pixiv tag:
#巨根アストルフォ部

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