https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/930878
https://twitter.com/jms_pnt

The profile on twpf presents the author as a man of pure heart: 好きなものは純愛、ハッピーエンド。
苦手なものは腹黒化、リョナ、NTR。 If you know how, please support him.

Fixed a typo, thank you B4z73rd for pointing it out. I should really swallow my pride and have someone proofread after me.

"THE PENIS WILL ALWAYS YEARN TO BE FREE!"
BRAVO... BRAVO!!!
Thanks for the translation, this was a thing of beauty

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I was not expecting that ending. Holy shit that's some manliness

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Someone needs a proofreader. AINME?

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Did the... Producer Of Darkness play hero?

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"St. Claris" is most likely just a reference to another idol in Cinderella Girls, Clarice. Who works as a Nun in her prior/day job to being an idol.
Looking at the raws, the church signboard reads as "クラリス", which is also how Clarice's name is officially rendered.

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*slowclaps* beautiful

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I have been waiting for this one for a while. Thanks!

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Wtf is that ending lol

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