So the bikini bottoms in red, with the tartan paten.... not forgetting the bikini top in white with buttons that start at the waist running up to the throat...
OH NO SILLY ME... I MUST HAVE BEEN CONFUSED BY SOME DICKHEAD... WHO CAN NOT TELL THE DIFFRENCE BETWEEN A 'BIKINI' (which females* usually wear when swimming) & 'A PLEATED TARTAN SKIRT + WHITE SHIRT' (which *female school pupils & or *female collage students usually wear).