"Desmond, there's a T-Rex eating my dune buggy." More accurately, your dune buggy is being eaten by a T-Rex that's wearing... S&M gear? Did dinosaurs have harnesses?
"Activate Cave Girl Protocol!" ...Okay, explain to me how Chloe has survived this long with her dangerously insatiable libido? You see a dinosaur and your first instinct is to play cave girl?? BUNKER! NOW!