//WARNING//
This is scat, so don't read this if you're not into that.

Raw: https://e-hentai.org/g/1340275/1773a4f864/ (but with an x)
DLsite: https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ241267.html
Pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/36757682

We now also have a PayPal and a patreon so we can buy better quality or obscure material in the future.
https://www.patreon.com/lastresorttranslations

I have noticed that some people use my English translations for their own Languages, That's absolutely fine by me.
If you want a cleaned version just send me a message, this should save you a lot of work.

Still looking for proofreaders (Sorry if I don't respond quickly on E-hentai)

How can you say you love her if you can't even eat her poop?

Eileen:

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Maybe scat ain't that bad if the girls look kinda cute

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Poopie<3

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The time has come, and so have I.

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disgusting

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This is the grossest shit i`ve ever seen in my entire deeply miserable existence.

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If I could personally fund an animated adaptation of every Haidara doujin, I'd make that sacrifice

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For any gentlemen struggling something i did to enjoy the whole thing is lying to yourself and being fully convinced that girl shit smells purely like pheromones

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Thanks for translating! Been waiting for this one.

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Haidara's stuff is usually pretty wild, but this is something I just can't understand. There are a lot of fetishes out there that I don't personally get, like feet, and that's fine. But I just can't wrap my head around why anyone would want to indulge in the presence, much less the consumption, of what is effectively pure organic decay and rot. Would love to have someone explain that to me.

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i love the meme on the credits page lol

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Poopie? Weiner?

Come on dude. Use adult language at least.

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说实话真别拿答辩玩，拿小便都还好毕竟尿道没啥细菌，大便一半都是细菌啥的很容易感染的

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