Please keep in mind that this is a machine translation that I liberally applied creative interpretation to. This was done keep it somewhat coherent. Needless to say, DO NOT engage in self bondage to this degree, you might end up killing yourself ect ect. Hope you enjoy.
I'm sure lots of girls were about to engage in self bondage to this degree but then read your comment and now they are still alive and will give birth to smart men that will invent the key to immortality and cost-efficient fusion. All thanks to your warning!