I wonder if it qualifies as "has been intentionally degraded to the point where legibility is an issue" if it was done by the author themselves...
Probably not - that would be defaced, and this seems to never had face in first place.
You can't deface the faceless, et cetera et cetera...
On the other appendage, "be my grill friend" is quite a refreshing course of action, as far as requests of such nature go. I'd like some grill friends to grill with them. Or them, if they are tasty and not very friendly...
Unfortunately, even at this very moment, you're probably stuck in your own worldview, diligently writing your review. No one will take your writing seriously, no matter how much you try to give it meaning while typing. Maybe it's just me... But I'm also indifferent to your writing.
While writing long posts, please keep posting mocking replies. I'm actually happy because your posts get other people to view my gallery and I earn points. LOL