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是你吗，海子姐？

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草海子姐

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海子姐：我真的怀疑某些人闲的程度，是不是ybb😅

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It's a yes from me !

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Clean your room bucko!

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I can't get her, but I could get a Blåhaj...It's soft.

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010是你吗

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She is my girl.

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进来首先查询评论区的闲的程度

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yes, a beansprout CAN be GF material and i DEFY anyone telling me otherwise

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I like her, just, damn, clean your room.

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13/10 would date cute aspie.

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pg 5: Damn bitch, you live like this?

Last edited on 21 February 2023, 03:34.

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That Death Grips shirt tho

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宅女好棒🤤

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I clean her room

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>afx shirt
Queen shit

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I'M SO FUCKING LONELY AHHHHH

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my pathetic desperation crawls all over me, that i want a girl like this to love me

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She has her charms. 10/10, would clean her room with her.

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Sharks name is BlueShark lmao

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Looks almost like a character you'd see in Gunnerkrigg Court.

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CUTE TEEFH
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what is this

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6/10 butterface

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鲨鱼，dna动了

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Let's get real, we all want a girlfriend like that.

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库所卡哇伊！

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>tfw no cute gf that actually likes the same weird stuff and is a retard like you and not your common attention seeker egirl
Like Shrek once said: "Like that's ever gonna happen" *closes the book*

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@七海nana7mi 这个能转

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Didn't this guy die in Bleach?

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我超，海！

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Moist nugget, kettenkraftrad girls, and blaha... if only she wasn't into entry-level pleb stuff like Evangelion, she would be ideal!

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cute, if a bit of a weeaboo tourist.

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cute... oh sorry cute sorry why cute

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Hmm...... yes......
Fishe........................

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I literally own the same Death Grips and Aphex Twin t-shirts, I don't like what it's implying about me

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dino nuggies
only thing missing is a 100 gecs shirt and a DigiGhouls bag

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Feliz Jueves

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FELIZ JUEVES ÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑÑ

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Why the fuck do I vibe with the goldfish one???

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Yo chimken nuggets

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Wasn't into her, but that winter coat one makes her look way cuter.

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>pic 19
>that reference image
It's a trap!

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>dinotendies
I-is this rule 63 of a /ck/ tripfag?

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This girl is cute.
CUTE!

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oh yea Hitsuji been retweeting this girl a lot since she does a perfect cosplay of her so far lol
https://twitter.com/KikiGlitterCos/status/1478458682367168512

Base +17, CalTheDrummer +11, HuffmanEightyNine +6

A rural tomboy, please!

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its pretty crazy when you are clocked in a cartoon lol. this is cleary a trans girl fantasy

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gotta be honest, cute, but i would absolutely despise this person in real life. she is quite literally a disgusting person in almost every conceivable way.

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I love this concept. Makes you wonder what goes through her head?
"Oh it's that guy who always gets on at stop 14. I wonder what he'd look like wearing frilly pink panties? I must investigate."
She goes up to the guy.
"Uh-um......h....y y y you....."
"Hmm? What? Me?"
"Y-y-y-y-y...."
"....Listen I'm just going to go back to listening to my Baby Metal. Cya."
"Uhuhuhuh......underwear............k-k y-you too."
Walks away.

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You guys are nuts, nuts like what she chomps on with those damn buck teeth of hers.

Base +9, pepper001 +6, nameress +6, VanceWilliams +7, MehMeher +7

扣一送耳机

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七海震怒

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She's kinda cute ngl

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aaaaand now she's a school shooter

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Goddamn it, I thought it was illegal to make waifus this good. Also for some reason the alternate realities picture really got me. If someone like her can turn out alright (in another universe), maybe there is hope for the rest of us.

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If 4chan were female. She definitely frequents /a/.

@VHS Avenger: I feel you man. Egirls, """"""gamer""""" stream thots and the like are just predatory grifters after your wallet and attention- which pretty makes them no different than normal girls. Just means they figured a way to siphon a buck from misfiit males (MGTOW, incels weebs etc.) who would normally be left alone to their own vices.

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Rural Tomboy Kara hits different
That girl exists somewhere, right now, still seething about the basspro merger messing up her store discount, working the 2pm to close shift on valentines day selling pink charter arms revolvers to rednecks looking for the perfect purse gun-valentines day present for the missus.

Cabelas Big Game Pro Hunts (2012) is an unironically excellent hunting sim (instanced sandbox, open ended quest based, exploration game with wind/terrain based scent and noise mechanics, physics based muscle, bone, and organ based damage) well before AAA anything got anywhere near that kind of detail for an open world anything.
Pilloried by CoD Kiddies, but the truck driving simulator of hunting sims we haven't seen before or since.
Take Sniper Elite 2, put in the forest, dump on a ridiculous amount of realsim mechanics, and feel your anus pucker when you run into a predatory brown bear you weren't there to hunt.

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怎么有人连海子姐都能冲的啊

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I don't understand whom is this catering to?

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@zdrekov To people like me who want to hold hands with another basement dweller and help her clean her disgusting room, hoping that, perhaps, she will reciprocate the affection (and help me clean MY filthy room)

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this is peak 4chan-core imagery

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也挺好的

Base +2, 暗影施莱德 -5

>post 42
Wanna watch Bridesmaids instead?

Base +6, bachelorettefrog +6, pepper001 +6

#31
Is that a Snail's House reference?!

Base +6

I wish I had a girlfriend like her

Base +6, nameress +6, pepper001 +6, sensuitomo +6, HuffmanEightyNine +6, altereggo -17

人设像海子姐，脸像电棍

Base +6, 暗影施莱德 -5

我去七海娜娜米

Base +2, 暗影施莱德 -5

@southrim Some lunatics on Twitter claiming an IKEA branded stuffed shark isn't gonna change the swimsuit pictures in the gallery. Cease the tomgirl tag

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食堂里的耳机，现在终于飞回我手里

Base +6, 暗影施莱德 -5

If they ain't trans, that blohaj is some stolen valor I tell ya!

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@southrim While the creator of the character is trans, and the character is said by some to be a self insert, the creator has not done much more than ambiguous allusion to transdom. I'm sure its not by mistake. Once the money has slowed to an absolute halt, I'm sure the transness of the character will be declared to stir up some more attention/drama/controversy. As if anyone that cares was questioning it anyway.

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@Humanisme I want a WIFE like her ;)

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I see a lot of hate for this character being a trans self-insert, but if this character can get over 1000 people to decide that this is what a desirable partner looks and behaves like, then that can only be taken as a good thing for normalizing the desirability of trans women and/or people who are unhygienic, antisocial, and somewhere on the spectrum.

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She's a shut in, she's more than likely smells bad, and her room is a pig stye.
A woman after my own heart where's the marriage papers

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Blahaj. Apex twink shirt with the word twink crossed out. That's a trans cutie. I bet she has some amazing girl stink.

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是你吗？海子姐

Base +3

Aw, I was hoping someone had uploaded the patreon lewds by now.

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