(C102) [Mochimochi Bulldozer-bu (Syupon)] Seishori Oboetate Futanari Chinchin de Musou Shite iru Self o Zettai ni Tomete Miseru (Do It Yourself!!) [English] [Secretarybird Scans]

Posted on 01 November 2023, 04:16 by: bastardized

Uploader Comment

Shameless MTL, but it was just too good to leave untranslated. Will revisit if the original raw drops.

Based on the Chinese translation: https://e-hentai.org/g/2704267/d8026405c3/

Edit: Translation with a native speaker in progress, sheesh...

Posted on 01 November 2023, 04:14 by: Scumbini

>but it was just too good to leave untranslated.
So good you shit on it with an MTL. Brilliant.

Posted on 01 November 2023, 04:19 by: bastardized

I ain't gonna learn Chinese just to play telephone :^)

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Posted on 01 November 2023, 04:33 by: Scumbini

So you understand that telephone TLs are shit, and yet you still decide that it's a good idea to use MTL?

Posted on 01 November 2023, 04:35 by: Chunga

>Until next time
nah, we cool bro

Posted on 01 November 2023, 04:37 by: bastardized

To spell it out for you: this Chinese translation, which for all we know could itself be MTL or sloppily done (and it doesn't look too good against the precious few pages up on Pixiv), is the best we have. I could find an actual Chinese speaker, but what's the point if we're probably going to get an proper Japanese scan someday? The author has claimed there will be no digital version, so it might be quite the wait - and if I didn't know that I probably would've waited myself! But when we do get a real raw I will delete this gallery so there's motivation to do it right, or as I said in the uploader comment, replace it with a version translated from the Japanese.

Ever heard of letting the perfect be the enemy of the good?

Posted on 01 November 2023, 04:43 by: Scumbini

>But when we do get a real raw I will delete this gallery so there's motivation to do it right
The site doesn't work that way, newfriend.

Posted on 01 November 2023, 04:47 by: bastardized

My mistake, then! Still no excuse for you being a jackass.

I did this because I wanted an English version, and now that it's uploaded my job is done. Have a good day.

Posted on 01 November 2023, 04:49 by: MARTIANxMADNESS

The editing is fine, the grammar is good, the dialogue was probably basic enough as is that a machine could get the gist of it and no one was likely ever gonna translate it to begin with. As far as machine translations go, and I know how bad they are most times, this doesn't seem too bad.

Last edited on 04 November 2023, 21:00.

Posted on 01 November 2023, 06:42 by: DJjames

The whole point of a translation is to read and understand it. If it is a MTL then you don't have that. It is literally a waste of everyone involveds time.

Posted on 01 November 2023, 07:01 by: Kamo1

your name is literally bastardised... and that's exactly what just happened

Posted on 01 November 2023, 07:13 by: AutumQueen92

there is no good day because you shit on the doujin and force people to accept it

Posted on 01 November 2023, 07:47 by: thowok

The only jackass is you for ruining any chance we have at a real translation. Keep your MTL garbage to yourself next time and never post anything ever again

Posted on 01 November 2023, 09:04 by: jivotnoe

Jesus fucking Christ. I didn't even noticed it was mtl until I scrolled down to comments and saw a bunch of whining dipshits who didn't lift a finger translate the doujin but gladly go out of their way to shit on someone else's work. You fucking morons, I would even begin to understand you only if the translation was unreadable as most mtl shit are, but could any of you tell me on witch page you couldn't understand what's going on or what the girls are saying because of "MTL garbage". How could a bunch of crying bitches on a porn site make me so angry early in the morning, you never cease to surprise me.

Posted on 01 November 2023, 11:44 by: Vormik

@jivotnoe

Sorry dude, but not everyone likes to eat shit.

@bastardized

>Ever heard of letting the perfect be the enemy of the good?

Yeah we heard about that, but where is good here?

Posted on 01 November 2023, 12:07 by: ryhon001

@jivotnoe please raise your standards a bit and stop lashing out at people that actually want quality translations.
There's a very good reason nobody lifts a finger to translate an already translated work(probably done with MTL in the first place), and that is called telephone translation; where the end result in most cases will border on fan fiction instead of a proper translation.
I can give the poster some points for actually doing some editing/typesetting and making it somewhat readable but don't get it twisted, there was no actual "work" done on this.

People that have no understanding of the source language and, most of the time, not even a good grasp of the the target language should be nowhere near a MTL tool and would be much more productive trying to read a dictionary instead of wasting everyone's time.

Posted on 01 November 2023, 13:45 by: bastardized

You're all making a great case for why I shouldn't have written that it was MTL (because you sure as hell wouldn't have been able to tell)...

Also, for all the melodramatic shitsmears whining about nuance, please post an actual page where this is a problem. It's porn, not philosophy.

It's quite telling that nobody's been able to make an actual complaint about the work itself instead of the abstract idea of an MTL (and don't worry, I got actual speakers to look at it when I didn't trust the result).

Posted on 01 November 2023, 14:15 by: ryhon001

@bastardized
It's a MTL of an already done translation with no raw source available to double check the correctness, nobody is gonna waste time to do your homework for you.
If you really had someone fluent(no , your imaginary friends in your head don't count) in chinese proofread it you should have asked them to translate it in the first place, plus how would you even know if what they are saying is actually correct since you know nothing of the language, smartass.
Now stop throwing a tantrum and insulting people with standards and go read a dictionary instead.

Posted on 01 November 2023, 14:27 by: bastardized

Hm, that sounds like "No, I can't".
Besides, you're not one to judge anyone's English...

Posted on 01 November 2023, 14:43 by: ryhon001

@bastardized
You are not gonna gaslight anyone into doing your work with those kindergarten level "lololol i guess you can't" jabs.
Let me guess, next you will reply with "cope"?
And besides I wasn't talking about your English but since you are not proficient enough to to understand that maybe I should have.

Posted on 01 November 2023, 14:54 by: faggotkys

every time MTL gets posted it's get shat on, yet retards keep posting them anyways

Posted on 02 November 2023, 00:30 by: bastardized

OK. Fine. I didn't know you all would have such a stick up your asses. I will find a native speaker to go through all the lines with me and verify them, and then I'll post a new version of this gallery. No guarantees schedule-wise because even just the lines I already got verified took ages.

Posted on 02 November 2023, 13:55 by: SpencerSDH

Based on the comments, I thought the translation was going to be horrible. I've been on this site for so long, and seen translations far worse from long before MTL was even practical to do. Hell, there was a time when people would rewrite doujins in their entirety because they couldn't translate them. This translation is perfectly serviceable, and the only reason ya'll are reacting so much worse to it than other ones on this site, is because the uploader was honest enough to admit it. If he hadn't said it, then none of you would even be able to tell.

I totally understand the desire to have translations done by people, but some doujins are never gonna be translated, and you all know that, but don't want to admit it. You certainly won't fork over the cash to commission a translation from the few talented groups that are still doing it. At some point, you're going to have to accept that MTL isn't going away, and the most you can hope for is MTL translations as good as this one.

Posted on 03 November 2023, 12:33 by: Open My zdoor

https://e-hentai.org/1768259/a3d9c5fc66/

Posted on 04 November 2023, 06:51 by: pokgai

Thanks for the translation. It's coherent, plausible, and like you said, hard to distinguish from a human translation. It's sad how many people who have likely never done or contributed to a translation are shitting on your efforts. At the end of the day, it works, and porn is porn. If this is enough to make you throw a tantrum, please touch grass and take a shower.

Posted on 18 November 2023, 05:25 by: civic2

this community is toxic as hell.

Posted on 02 December 2023, 09:46 by: Job John

Purin sucks Yua's dick. It's not that fucking deep. This shit isn't the Quran. The most complicated line of dialogue is "Hurr I'm cumming owoooo".
You dumbshits jack off to "real" translation that are full of made up unfunny jokes.

Posted on 17 December 2023, 05:15 by: CritiicalMass

To all the people having a meltdown over the MTL: Nothing is stopping you from actually putting your money where your mouth is and commissioning someone to translate this instead of throwing a temper tantrum online and harassing people like jackasses.

Posted on 22 April 2024, 03:53 by: bastardized

Update: I had someone try to join the Chinese group and ask for their raws, but you apparently need to pass some test and they failed and then got kicked. They can only be contacted via QQ group, so you need a phone number from China (or maybe Hong Kong, Macau or Taiwan?), so this is a tremendous pain in the ass. (And also why I didn't join the group myself.) If anyone else wants to try getting the raws, be my guest...

Update on the update: I finally managed to buy the physical raws. Should get here in a matter of weeks and then we're off to the races.

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