Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry, Mummy?

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an tomb explorer seek a mummy and find a sexy mommy mummy, the mommy mummy so sexy the explorer instantly turn the mommy mummy into a real mommy

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Fuck, wish it was longer, that was pretty good.

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sweet story🥰

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for the empire to thrive again, I can help.

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¡Hey!, ¡this was funny!.
Mummy become MOMMY!.

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If this was the plot of that The Mummy remake with Tom Cruise, that movie wouldn't be such a disaster

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Hmmm...mummy Mommy is scary...

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thats sweet. empire is thriving and the man got his "punishment" good ending👍🏻

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"How did your parents meet?"

"My dad took tomb raiding to a whole new level."

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Oh, so THAT'S why he's called the Womb Raider...

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