@skeeve - Oh, without a doubt. Thankfully the one who made the redhead shove the dildo up her dick isn't a practicing psychiatrist so it only counts as "friendly advice."
@noctus - I'm terribly sorry to hear that, friend. I hope you've found someone much more suitable for your needs in this time of your life.
@slash - My guy, I've been trying to ask Zoltar that exact question for years but the bastard just keeps changing me back and forth into a teenager and a middle-aged man while eating all my quarters. You know I STILL don't know how to play Chopsticks?!