A general assortment of beachside justice-inflictions via the sexiness of suntan lotion, such being well-established as a common everyday occurrence and regular source of entertainment for good girls realmwide at this point in the righteous reign of the Rubout Brigade!

I don't even understand wtf is going on here? Is it supposed to be a tan? Why is it super concentrated in a single place when they are sunbathing naked? They look like they are turning into sand.

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If I'm recalling correctly from the last time this sort of thing crossed my path, the suntan lotion itself is lethal when applied.

This is someone's fetish. Somehow.

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Lord Dashwood is correct.

Refer to my recent forum post formally introducing the theme.

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