Page 1: "Unfortunately the extra weight caused by Rudolph's hyper package means he's going to need some extra harsh training to get ready for this year's flight...much to Blitzen's delight."
Page 2: "Seems that Rudolph's third leg made pushups a little too easy. So, being the good captain she is, Blitzen makes things a bit more challenging for him."
Page 3: '"From The Desk Of CAPTAIN BLITZEN,
Seems some are concerned about the severity of the "encouragements" used in my training regiments. Noted. You'll be happy to see that in the next exercise I was QUITE gentle with the lad (you'll note he's STILL complaining...)"'