The alternative wincon for "Ruva, Passion Pit's Headmaster" is ridiculous, with enough ramp you can just play her and IMMEDIATELY WIN in turn 4, maybe even 3!
I'm sorry, I know the point of the cards is the horny pics, but as a long time MtG player, the inaccurate wording, incorrect card frames and unbalanced effects just ruin my boner.
Base +10, iezxumdi +6, Phinest +4, ceslzie +6, Blackden +9, Miko Neko +7, Blackboxaleph +6, protoprawn +6, Zoinks +6, Dal lere +6, kkmizzwq2 +6, Bor86688 +15, Kettarienne +6, and 2 more...