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我看了什么？

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Not the weirdest boner I've ever had, but it's up there... much like my penis.

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I've seen a curvy tree but this is just not taking it far enough.

Base +8, Ms. Black Fire#10018 +6, imaginary +7, ADIN0 +10

真正的樹幹

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苦痛奇迹！(bushi)

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What No Nut November does to a man.

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我的天呐 这到底是什么

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真狂草树干

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┌─────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│ OFFICIAL MONSTER FUCKER PERMIT │
│─────────────────────────────────────────────│
│ Permit ID: █████-XD-666 │
│ Valid For: The most bizarre, horrifying, │
│ and grotesque encounters imaginable │
│─────────────────────────────────────────────│
│ AUTHORIZED ACTIVITIES: │
│ - Interactions with sentient shrubbery & │
│ fungi (beware spores and mutagenic sap) │
│ - Amphibians & reptiles of questionable │
│ morality and questionable patience │
│ - Silent Hill-esque monstrosities │
│ - Robots with inexplicable humanoid quirks │
│─────────────────────────────────────────────│
│ WARNING: All activities listed above are
│ horrific, weird, and may result in
│ psychological trauma, physical harm,
│ or spontaneous combustion.
│ Do not attempt without proper insanity
│ clearance and eldritch insurance.
│─────────────────────────────────────────────│
│ ISSUED BY: Bureau of Absurd & Dangerous
│ Engagements (B.A.D.E.)
│ DATE: Today-ish
└─────────────────────────────────────────────┘

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