"Ah, sorry mate, hope I'm not botherin' ya. Just airin' out me shitter. Gets real fuckin' swampy back there, gotta stretch it out sometimes. Gotta dig in real deep into these fat cheeks to get at it though, but it feels good. Heh, I can hear it squelching back there, hope it's not too loud, just haven't gotten any dick in too long, it's pretty damn hungry."