Luke did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father's exotic teenage alien apprentice a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age.
She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy... barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to double-team her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while would even have the entire 501st run a train over her... part of official "Jedi training" of course.
In time, she learned how to handle a meat sabre better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day, so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you'd get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid-fight as she'd do a flip while slicing a B-2 super battle droid it half. it was surreal.
We taught her how to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous... like a constant porno, Luke... you have no idea.