Peach: Mario It is not what it looks like

Boswer: Stop lying to Mario Peach we have been at this since the very beginning. we both knew none of the other kingdom's would accept us being together so I would pretend to kidnap you and take you to my castle as a means to spend time together. The time between rescues would be the time where we would have our dates and do the Monster Mash.

Mario: Please tell me it isn't true Peach. Please tell me he has been raping you. Please tell me he had you under a magic spell. Anything but you willingly being with...

Boswer: You are right about one thing Mario. There is a magic spell on her. But don't get your hopes up. The spell she is under only makes it so every time I knock her up the child transform's into an egg and becomes a Koopa like myself.

Mario: So that means...

Peach: Yes Mario Ludwig, Lemmy, Roy, Iggy, Wendy, Morton, Larry, and Boswer Jr are all my kids though they don't know the truth yet.

Boswer: Here is hoping with... Ugh (Boswer gives Peach another creampie right in front of Mario) this Peach gets knocked up with my 9th child.

Mario: (having a look of anger, sorrow, dejection, and clarity) This totally explains why every time I rescued you I only got a kiss, but it doesn't explain why you rejected boswer along with me...

Peach: I only rejected Boswer to keep up appearances. I swear if things were different I would marry him in a heart beat.

Mario: it isn't too late Peach we can..."

Peach: Please Mario, you think I would leave Boswer just to be with you? While those mushroom can make you grow bigger, they don't make you grow bigger where it counts the most. I have seen what you have down there, and if where to let you get a homerun with me I would have to fake every orgasm because I know for a fact I would never feel it.

Boswer: Well said Peach. But to tell you the truth I think you have a lot more evil within you then you let on. I mean getting Mario to dump Pauline the woman who actually liked him for the 'HOPE' of being with you only for you to string him along, give him kisses at most, lying to him and the world about being kidnapped by me, and never really agree to be his girlfriend all the while letting me experience the pleasures of your paradise and secretly having all my children. I think you should quit being a goodie two shoes Princess, Marry me and become my Dark Queen.

Mario: This has to be a nightmare. This can't be true. It has to be an evil spell that is a nightmare I mean why would you have me dump my ex if...

Boswer: Sorry plumber but this is reality. Peach is mine, she has had my 8 kids, is possibly going to be pregnant with my 9th, and she strung you along while making you dump your ex for the 'HOPE' of being with her. But if you want to escape this there is a way though I doubt you are committed enough to break the spell!

Peach: Boswer please don't tell him, if he breaks the spell then your life will be in danger!

Boswer: He won't do it anyways so there is no harm in telling him. to break the spell you must consume every last drop of my SUPERIOR Koopa genes that I pumped onto and into the Princess off of her with your tongue. otherwise she will be mine forever.

Mario (Frowns at the solution before grabbing Peach and separating her from Boswer) Whatever it takes to free you from the spell Peach! (Proceeds start consume Boswer's genes)

Unknown to Mario the moment he starts doing so a red dot on a camera fires up and begins to not only record but send a life feed of everything that is going on to every kingdom within the Mario world.

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