https://seepingooze.carrd.co

This is so stupid.
I love it!

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Same guy that done the Pokeman Infestation post..

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Brilliant. Perfect. Zero notes.

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I was completely sold on the idea by the time i got to the garbage ape
ham/10

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I love the random boners in the background characters.

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A weapon to surpass Gay Garfield

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The fucking Klaus Nomi and Bauhaus refs.
ham/10 indeed

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As a kid, I thought I wasn't smart enough to understand these newspaper comics. Now I just understand that they were never very funny.

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Somewhere in here is a pile of drek with the comment, "Wow. At last I've seen it: someone too immature for random porn on the internet."
Well, here at last is someone far too mature for it! This fucker could do a KILLIN' at the New Yorker ...

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Impeccable use of free will

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but why does it work tho

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so this is what happens when you mix NyQuil and absinthe..
Neat

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Nice
Wonder what people will think of next? Emo Far Side?

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Is she a normal goth girl who acts like a cat for some reason, a cat's soul in a human body or a sub who acts like a cat for her master's pleasure?

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@Santtu

Yes.

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@omen666
How different would that be to the original Far Side?

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Indeed, the original Far Side was largely about existential dread, so…

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you guys are right, I'm being too general
I mean Thick Busty Emo Slut Far Side

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pg51 she's had a background boner for too long glad she got to smash

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Im long overdue for a visit from the Garbage Ape.

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huh, didn't know they read the comments

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did they read the comments here?
edit: turns out they do

Last edited on 29 May 2026, 23:03.

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would Big Titty Garf GF be friends or enemies with Goth Bimbo Heathclif?

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With Klaus Nomi on the cover in a cameo. An artist of culture!

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thought it was kinda funny till they put BS politics in it

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you do you, chief

Last edited on 28 May 2026, 16:54.

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Dont worry, ive got me covered, just make with the funny porn and leave the politics out of it

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This is, in fact, the greatest comic ever.

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What happened to the pokemon comic?

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