I'm running on 2 hours of sleep and mistranslated some text on the first page. I hope the new version is fixed.

Chinese: https://e-hentai.org/g/2858282/582f8790cd/

"please help me lose my virginity"

WHY SHOULD I ?

"because you are a slut and a man"

FUCK YOU

"I have a huge dick"

OK

100% pure hentailand grade conversation right there

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Thank you for the translation. Not to damn with faint praise or anything, but I think that in an age where people are using machine translated slop it's all the more important to tell people dipping their toes into actually translating their work is appreciated. You'll be better at Japanese before you know it!

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Yep, this is one of the hentai only dialogues of all times. It's not cheating if it's gay sex, big dicks are the best, had sex with a slut and now we're in love.

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damn his gf had a WHOLE rack of lamb tho

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... I don't date, but fuck tho I totally get him X3 big dick makes the slutbrain go brrrrrr-drool

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