Made this for some DK friends, I wouldn't consider it a translation, because translations are dry and boring and y'all suck shit at it. Fuckin' Oji-sama, onee-sama, chan kun san ass bullshit, you ain't translating, you're transliterating. You gotta actually put some elbow grease in and make the story make sense to a western audience. Nah, I don't respect that literal translation shit. This is a Localization, 4kids style baby. Whine about it in the comments!