He's only 30?! The way he was drawn he looked like he was in at least nearing his 50's.

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Every size makes my wood rise.

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Text on his phone is a confirmation (probably from a PI) that his wife was cheating on him.

And yeah ex-bf missed out, with how sensitive and responsive she is.

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You ain't wrong, 44inf. I assume her boyfriend is of similar age to her, and lord knows I said some stupid things when I was 17. But "I can't get it up if my professional model girlfriend with a body I can play like a violin has a small chest" isn't even in the ballpark.

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