A lovely day where no tall wolf adventurer came in and attempted to haggle (despite the clear "NO DISCOUNTS" sign outside) while his little brother perused the goods on the shelves.
And definitely not a day where the little wolf brother helped himself to a sample of a random potion (again, despite clear NO SAMPLING signage) which just so happened to be a lust potion, after which he began to make out with his OWN brother in order to show what he'd be capable of doing in exchange for discounts (WHICH DO NOT HAPPEN) thus passing the lust potion effects off to his once-reluctant brother (who is very handsome by the way) who THEN decides that the demonstration should get more serious despite the fact that other customers are still coming in, and... and...
...lovely day for potion shopping, isn't it?
...they're still not getting a discount." - Artist