Oglaf is a hysterical webcomic series: its pretty big with a number of running story lines so I cobbled together the main one concerning a main character named Ivan. I also mocked up a cover for it.

Ivan (or as he is more commonly referred to in the comics, the apprentice) could be considered the main character of Oglaf. He is a nineteen-year-old sorcerer apprentice to the Mistress enticed to learn magic himself by a 'help wanted' sign. Ivan serves in the Mistress' castle. He is given unusual duties, and in between is a source of amusement for both the Mistress and the Castle Guards. Ivan has tolerated a 'curse' put upon him by the Mistress (to prevent him from the tragedy of 'wanking himself into a coma') in that his ejaculate turns into a sentient creature called a Cumsprite which informs the Mistress of his actions (for a reward of splashing on her breasts). You have to check the rest of the story for hilarious predicaments Ivan gets into (and yes there's sex involved)