A short guide I whipped up for the fuck of it.

That was a good read, the pictures could be better though. :-)

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A guide to your MLP clop universe ... or just "the most generic concepts the fandom has come up with for these girls' sexual preferences?" I will be brutally honest here, as a reader of VAST amounts of clop fiction, there's nothing new here. I guessed every single fetish before I clicked on the first page and was let down as I read on at how on the nose I was.

Twilight is into sex but claims bullshit science reasons, and also has incest.

RD is lesbian (YAWNoldjokeYAWN) and loves Fluttershy.

Pinkie is a cum guzzling slut (arguably the dumbest idea for her character)

Rarity likes being treated like shit (almost as overused as lesbian RD)

Fluttershy isn't as shy as you think (LOL! *rolls eyes*)

And Aj has a lot of sexual stamina and has fucked Big Mac.

Thank the gods you DRAW, because if you were a writer this would be the most cliched thing ever produced for the fandom.

@Inuyuru: Porno, "for children", "not meant to be taken seriously." All excuses used by lazy writers. I don't care about who or what it was for, the point is that you made something that isn't that original. You didn't argue that point, kudos to you for that. And what you mistake is that everyone gets off to something different. When you have bland, generic, poorly developed ideas, I can't get aroused. I'm too busy pulling your universe apart, because I'm an English major. Words and stories are my thing. I like my porn to be kind of original and inventive. Your drunk Fluttershy stuff was nice, it was an interesting take and idea there, these other ones... not so much.

@Sinael: Some of that I kinda like. It's still following tropes, but they're not very often used inside of clop. Personally, I love the idea of "innocent" RD trying to act tough during her first time.

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I wouldn't mind seeing Lyra and Bonbon, Vinyl scratch and Octavia, Zecora, the princesses and queen chrysalis maybe?

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Love something with Luna.

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@blayfayt

This may be true sir, but if you're actually looking through something done for the hell of it, in an afternoon, in a PORNO, then I think you may be here for all the wrong reasons.

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While we are pouring our headcanons here:

Twilight - had never bothered with sex, because she used most of her time for her studies and saw an effort to go get a boyfriend (or any socialising) as a waste of time before she encountered the other elements. And after that she still had to study and had time to hang out only with them, and they are all girls, while Twi is pretty much straight, so yeah, she's a virgin.Knows quite a lot about sex though - from the books.

AppleJack - she's a country girl, and had sex a few times. Big Mac has chased away all the stallions though, seeing them unfit to court his sis, not that AJ cared - she still hasn't found anyone to sweep her off her hooves.

Rarity - All about being a propper lady, she knows everything about sex and then some, but preserves herself for /the only one/. That wouldn't stop her from experimenting with other mares though, until her 'dignity' is still intact.

Pinkie Pie - sees sex as just another way to have fun. Sometimes she forces herself onto someone when she feels that they really need it to cheer up, not that anypony would mind her. She choses her partners herself by a criteria known only to her and rarely spends more than one night with a person though.

Fluttershy. Being, well, Fluttershy she is way too shy for a relationship, let alone sex. Being around animals all the time, she knows some stuff about reproduction though.

Rainbow Dash is way too awesome to care about such silly "mushy" things like that. All the time she doesen't spend with the girls she either trains or naps. That's it. Basically she is the most innocent of the Mane6, and knows next to nothing about sex (slept through the sex-ed class).

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You're making smut. Keeping making smut. This is awesome.

Yeah the ideas have been done before, but honestly it's because they basically write themselves. It's practically tradition, and it's the easiest way to write porn about them because it's combining the most popular fetish fuel that has been basically tied into their character. The opposite end of the spectrum is @Sinael's headcanon, which is more realistic, but lends itself to deeper story-writing rather than quick and dirty smut. Not that that's a bad thing, but if I want deep, intuitive plots, I'll write my own.

For instance, I'll invent a headcanon right now, because I'm bored and inspired. I'm assuming that the Mane 6 are all adult mares, I'm talking late teens, early twenties. I'm also going to assume that they all know about sex, and have their own sexual fantasies, because that's just normal, healthy, adult women have. However, unless otherwise specified, I'm also going to assume that they are all virgins. At the end, I'll drop a few bars of fetish on the group to show how you could branch these same ideas off into more fetishistic views.

Twilight Sparkle has vanilla tastes when it comes to sex. Not because she's boring, but because of the novels she's read. I've no doubt in my mind she's read at least a few erotically charged novels, and it's given her a simplistic view on romance. However, it works for her, and that's exactly the sort of thing she'd want. A substantial romance, one where the focus is on finding the perfect mate rather than on sexual attraction. After all, the sex was a fraction of the book, and only had meaning when she got to understand the characters involved. It's not that she doesn't care about sex, it's just that she doesn't care about empty sex. That's what masturbation's for... provided Spike is away or dead asleep.

Pinkie Pie is curious to a fault. I can imagine her being more of a voyeur than anything else, and thus is likely the one who has been the most exposed to sex out of the Mane 6. It may have started with overhearing the Cakes fucking downstairs or some other circumstance, but I see her enjoying the act of watching others have sex. However, she may have hangups about having sex herself, as her overly-friendly, child-like demeanor could be mistaken as immaturity, and she lacks the social tact to broach the subject to a potential partner. If she goes on dates, then most of them end with the two having so much fun that she completely forgets that there is a bed covered in rose petals back at her place. She has too much fun to let it get her down, though, and she'd likely be the most tenacious, willing to try and try again until she gets it right.

Rainbow Dash, I believe, would not be a virgin, at least not in the sense of having some kind of sex. Flight School seems like your typical jock-ish hangout, and it'd explain where RD got most of her attitude from. However, I don't believe she's ever been fucked by a male. I can see her giving oral to a few males (possibly curious friends or, on the darker spectrum, a harsh professor) and receiving oral (and possibly a toy insertion) from a good friend like Gilda, but the idea of getting pregnant seems like it would SCARE her. She's got too much flying to do and gets into too many accidents to worry about her AND a foal on the way, not to mention how I'm sure getting pregnant would have been an instant expulsion from Flight School. In short, she knows how fun sex can be, and knows at least a thing or two, but it's not the sort of thing she wants getting around. She'd rather be known for her flying, not her blowjob skills, as awesome as they are (at least going on what she's been told by horny teenage males).

Fluttershy, at the risk of sounding cliche, would be into bondage and submission in my opinion. This isn't just for the sake of fetish fuel, either. She knows plenty about how animals have sex, but obviously would not have looked into ponies doing it so much. She's not ignorant, but she does know herself enough to know that she'd have no idea what to do if the moment came. So, the most relaxing, pleasurable thing in her mind would be to be completely removed from having control over the situation. To be guided into her pleasure. To have those actions decided for her by a strong pony she could trust, and who wants to make her happy despite herself. So long as she knew she could say no and, if she really meant it, they'd stop, she'd be happy with letting someone else take her over. Now she just needs to find someone who would be willing to do all of that hard work for her, something she believes would be asking too much of anypony.

Rarity is a purveyor of saucy romantic novels. This much may be cliche as well, but damned if it doesn't fit, and I'm not arguing against trope here. I believe she'd be into all kinds of things... in theory. She'd be the one most likely to read Fifty Shades of Neigh, is all 'm sayin'. In practice, she of course wants a stallion of status, and will be content with her fantasies and her extensive toy collection until she finds him, her work keeping her too busy to pursue a proper partner in Ponyville. Once she DOES find him, however, one of the first things she wants to try is the riding crop, though I doubt he'll be the one to wield it at first.

And finally, we come to Applejack. I like Applejack, but as a country man myself, and seeing AJ as a good ol' Southern gal, I can't see her being very promiscuous. She does have a reputation to keep as the owner of Sweet Apple Acres, after all. Still, if she were to get a partner, I'm not sure if she'd want someone who could 'keep up' with her, as most tropes often associate with her. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE that idea, but I'm thinking that after a long, hard day of bucking apples and sweating and getting sore, she might be too tired for sex most days, and if she's not, then she'd likely want something slower and softer. Of course, in the off season, where she has a lot of energy to spare, I can definitely see the cowgirl come out of her. All in all, she, too, is a bit busy to go out and get herself a partner, but she knows she wants to eventually. She just wants to find somepony to make her family proud.

Now, the thing I like about these headcanons is that I can pretty much do whatever I want to them if the fetish strikes me (and, a lot of the time, a lot of fetishes strike me at once). I can give Twilight a fetish for incest based on her loving relationship with her brother tying into her desire to have romance above sex. I could also revise it and say that she's already experienced with sex due to her brother and Cadance, the latter having pleasantly pushed them together when she was still young. There is the possibility of her wanting to read the books she's "not supposed to," and growing so curious about sex that she ends up experimenting with her brother, who'd rather she do it with him than a random colt. Fetishistic, but still believable.

Pinkie could be into food play, and ultimately she could also be into orgies, seeing them as another form of party. I could go on with every single Mane, but I think I've said enough on what is supposed to be a review for another's work. Suffice to say, the more fetishes you add, the more you deviate from broad believability, and the bigger stretches you need to keep everything closer to canon. At the same rate, though, tons of people love Cupcakes, and that's just about the biggest leap you can take from Pinkie Pie's character. Fun loving party-pony to serial mass-murderer is harder for me to believe than introverted, closeted animal caretaker being into bestiality at LEAST a little bit.

I feel your pain though, @blakfayt. I'm an English/Psychology double-major grad student, and a writer myself, so I understand how a smutty story without a healthy foundation of reasoning isn't adequate to oil the gears, so to speak. But I'm also obscenely fetishistic, and I enjoy the original art enough to look past the flaws in both story and character because, well, most of it's hot to me as a concept, so my brain has an easy time filling in the gaps where I need them to be filled. To each their own, and this just happens to be mine.

Phew. That was fun. Sorry for the long post everyone, but once I get started, it's very difficult for me to stop. I hope it doesn't offend anyone, especially the artist. Your porn universe is fine just the way it is, @Inuyuru, and I hope to see much more of it. If I could make a suggestion, I'd like to see Applejack next, serving as a prostitute for a group of stallions. Maybe not because the farm needs it, but because it's the off season and she's got a lot of pent up energy. Of course, as a wise man once said: "If you're good at something, never do it for free..."

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What aboit spike?

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