Source: Kinkyori Koubi Ch. 3
Originally published: COMIC Grape Vol. 24

Alternate translation by Tigoris Translates

We had a translated script for this story back in November last year. The release should've been ready around Thanksgiving had the editor assigned to it not disappeared without a word nor a trace. I was going to step in and edit it myself, but wanted to wait just a few weeks to see if the editor would return. Naturally, we got sniped during that time. I didn't want the translator's work to all go to waste so, er, enjoy, I guess.

No, we don't plan to do a "real" release for this. However, we do have plans to do a proper translation for a different story in the same tankoubon, the sixth chapter.

>However, we do have plans to do a proper translation for a different story in the same tankoubon, the sixth chapter.
>the sixth chapter
Totally based, thank you freudia.
My body is ready.

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Isn't this the same? https://e-hentai.org/g/883476/563082236d/
These blue bubbles look awful. Is this your way of saying "we need a cleaner and/or redrawer?"

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What the fuck.

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Before you do anything else, you need someone on your team who speaks English.

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Jokes on you! That early Great Teacher Onizuka scanlation style is my fetish!

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Another example of motivation brought on by sunk costs

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@1minuser why don't you translate something and show him how it's done? :3
Go ahead internet tough guy

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fuck this abomination and fuck your shitty attempt at april fools and fuck april fools

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This one is a classic, and I know there are other translations available, if you really want an actual scanlation. That being said, this is probably one of the funniest things I've seen translators do. Like, somehow the blue text boxes make the enthusiastic anal all the more absurd.

@zaffe Don't be a jerk. They put out actual content all the time, and because this is so low-effort their next translation will actually be good.

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Word.exe translations

Happy april's fools.

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Am I the only one that finds it odd that people take the actual production of hentai way too seriously, but will go on to tell you that you shouldn't take the content within the actual hentai being produced too seriously? Just think that's weird.

Anyway, April Fools.

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I actually like Team Koinaka's translations better but that's just me, too bad your reading comprehension is as short as your attention span because the uploader clearly stated what their intention was.

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The good old GTO translation team is back!

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your translator's effort is greatly appreciated, but I prefer the other version. I'm looking forward to your next translation.

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>using inferior tank version
>not using the magazine version with less censorship and more detail around the edges

This was the real April Fools joke.

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It's like GTO all over again, the memories just came flooding back.

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I'll just leave this here for people who may mistakenly want to follow the lead of the guys trying to expunge this;

https://ehwiki.org/wiki/Expunging#Different_Versions
All versions of the following may exist simultaneously;

Translations by different translators

This gallery is not expungeable as a duplicate of a different translators upload.

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Page 2: OMG, she can transform into chibi neko :)3

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"Bring down my fever by putting your hard suppository in my grown up asshole!" This is my new favorite hentai quote.

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