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Commissioned by Hooteggs
Translations and QC by Seven
Typesetting by Zero

I have to say these are the most creative penis insults I've ever seen in my life. I'm not sure anything in this one topped the wonder of the world burn though. That was classic.

-Seven

When even your sister thinks you're a piece of shit because your dick is too pathetic and tiny... Damn.
-Seven

Going to need a shit ton of ice for all those burns. A+ creativity to the author, the "next wonder of the modern world" burn was a new one

-Seven

I'm going to downvote this comment for the sole fact that I'm a faggot with a micropenis and that I find unconformable that others may not see my selfinsert as the most alpha male in the universe even if he has never willingly touched a female despite having 10+ of them raining on him for the past 400+ days.
Just like me, except that I'm a stinky obese piece of shit who gets butthurt over words on the internet and has no females coming near me because of this.

Last edited on 18 July 2017, 06:09.

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There is a part 2? You've made my day. Faggots like Rito are the reason I like NTR in the first place.

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This art is pretty bad.

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99999999999999............

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Funny how in the canon it is known that Rito is well endowed.
However, this does put an interesting spin and personality to the girls as a response.

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When yui kotegawa in To love ru darkness did involuntary oral sex in the Rito, she did not complain about the size of the penis. Nemesis said that Rito is invincible with women.

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Thanks for the translation.

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Damn. I know there are people out there who HATE Rito. But it's as if the guy who created this shit never heard of penis-enlarging pills like Viagra.

What? Is shit like this not making enough money for him to buy penis-enlarging pills? The fuck?

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i dont understand about this bullshit of NTR its like something is broken in my brain and i try to fix-it but makes me get more angry to break stuff i think like #hectortane there is always another ways but no always make the others suffer is a morbid face i cant resist to hate is like the feminazis against the mankind, Why i hated so much this gender of the comics and mangas?

https://m.popkey.co/4cd29c/mpYW7_s-200x150.gif?c=popkey-web&p=mars&i=3musketeers&l=search&f=.gif god, is good reciving the hatred score of this crying babys hahahahahaa

Last edited on 25 July 2017, 17:24.

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So funny I forgot to masturbate.

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