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Kirito: I like to play games. Haha.

People: You know you have one of the most beloved girls in anime as a girlfriend/fiance/wife right?

Kirito: Yeah, but I like to play games. Haha.

People: She pretty much worships the ground you stand on too. Don't you think you could... I don't know... not play games and go on a date?

Kirito: Nah, I like to play games. Haha.

People: ... Okay, have fun Cuck Norris.

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p. 2 "loliness" instead of "loneliness"

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.....i want this dude to do a clannad doujin xD

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Honestly, I've always shipped these two, made so much more sense than Kirito. Why would any girl want a nerd who just plays games all day when she can get a big strong black man with a huge cock?

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Kirito has knowledge and intelligence, something that the other does not tme much.
With the intelligence the kirito makes money, with it it is able to dominate stronger adversaries. The animas are stronger than the human being, but he dominates them by the cunning of devising weapons and traps, and with intelligence one knows how to exploit the woman's best body and exploits it, beyond which the human being is not a simple primitive being just a penis when there is the emotions to conquer.

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This is more of a netorare mad lib then anything.

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I still hope to see a doujin where Asuna gets NTR'd from Kirito, and then Kirito gets feminized by the guy who stole her too.

But this is also fine.

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oh no!!! watch out kids its black man!!!! the bane of every romantic relationship!!! with the power to attract the sexual desire of women who havent interacted with their other for more than 3 days and flanderising characters that while not particularly well written still arent this inept all in the pursuit of banging random chicks. never you mind the fact that Asuna is the daughter of a wealthy family with allot of influence meaning the second this reaches her parents Aguil is gonna get destroyed and thats not even including his wife who he just started spending time with after ALO. but no black man needs thursty bitches

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