"I need armor to defend the goblin."

This, more than anything else, may be the single most egregious error in the translation of this doujin. (Yes, even worse than the comic sans.)

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Is this a joke?

Base +6, blabbo +6, Clide +6, Debonair +6, Chornlajorn +5, BravoLeader117 +11, shrurur +6, Menya0701 +6, Mirager_ +6, elefat224 +6, daretofight +8, war15 +8, hamzah lol +7, and 22 more...

In the light novel, Sword Maiden tells Goblin Slayer that she adores him but he tells her he'll defend her from goblins even in her sleep, later her attendants say that she has slept soundly after meeting him and in the side stories, people have mentioned how Sword Maiden has been cheerful and even more like a girl.

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Ummm. Can we have the RAW, please? So a proper translator can unmurder the English here? This seems like pure machine translation.

Update 1: It seems that this is the 'official' translation: https://gumroad.com/l/LZxD

Update 2: Note: poor grammar tag was killed because it does not apply to official translations (https://ehwiki.org/wiki/poor_grammar). If you want to change this rule, post in the forums. I am also reposting some grammar errors collected by REdjAck272 who's post is now almost totally downvoted by some morons (the tag may be incorrect here, but listing grammar errors is totally ok).

P2 Because of use magic “Resurrection”. ( because I used resurrection magic, )
P2 I want you to take of your armor first. ( off )
P2 This have some obsession. ( You have an obsession )
P2 I need armor to defend the Goblin. ( I need armor to defend against goblins )
P2 Here haven’t Goblin. ( There aren’t any goblins here )
P3 I’m looking forward to seeing youth but you didn’t. ( I was looking forward to seeing you shy but you aren’t)
P3 Ahla… This is’n hard enough. ( Aha… This isn’t hard enough yet )
P5 Let’s get fuck. ( wow )
P6 Useing your penis full my vagina. ( Use your penis to fill my vagina )
P7 This is all request. ( That is all you request? )

Proper ENG TL done https://e-hentai.org/g/1309739/a8ed108c30/

Last edited on 11 December 2018, 07:26.

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Google translate can do better.

Base +6, heeb +6, Clide +6, blabbo +6, Elbega +8, Nobody_Know +7, Menya0701 +6, Orcfri +9, sgc_geh +9, sidk +6, Mirager_ +6, daretofight +8, Megumin60FPS +3, and 18 more...

Was a good laugh

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me ejaculate
now where goblin

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I really hate when artists who don't know fluent English, try and do their own English translations. It makes them out to be really greedy as they want our money, all while giving us a half assed product, instead of getting someone that knows English to translate.

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THIS TRANSLATION IS A WORK OF AN ENEMY GOBLIN ! ! ! !

Still the art is the best yes!

Last edited on 01 November 2018, 11:06.

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all your goblins are belong to us!

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顺着天哥的微博就过来了

Base +5, 悲魔之刃 +6, bersaie +6

真快啊。。圣女的本子

Base +6, 姆q很h +6, 123kkokk +2

Did a fucking GOBLIN translate this shit?

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"Sorry. I'm ejaculation inside."

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@KoroshiXLelouch - It is natural to want our money. After all, most of them draw and write these books for profit, not for charity. When an english translation is released for free by others, it is still, essentially, costing them possible sales(digital or otherwise) that they might otherwise receive.
I agree that it would be best to acquire the services of a decent to good translator when available and price-friendly for their budget. But I do not believe they should be blamed for wanting control and compensation if they can get it. "Greedy" implies they want more than they are entitled to - do not forget that we are the pirates and the bad guys here.

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Translation is perfect the way it is.

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"That's get fuck."
I think my brain just short circuited.

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This artist is from Taiwan. Therefore, the original version of this doujinshi is in chinese. He posted the info of this doujinshi on his pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=4752417

Uncensored chinese version: https://gumroad.com/l/kTaPp

Uncensored english version (this gallery): https://gumroad.com/l/LZxD

His patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hirani

P.S. The name of this doujinshi is 聖の大司教と壊れやすい乙女 (Romaji: Sei no Daishikyou to Koware Yasui Otome). I think the name in english would be "A holy archbishop and a fragile maiden".

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Those broken dialogues are unintentional comedy gold.

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This is perfect, don't change a thing. Can't wait for the sequel, boom boom Goblin Man.

Base +14, dunker3 +5, HonorableShogun +7, seebe44 +6

The problem I have with people translating to English without even knowing the language fluently, or atleast providing absolute terrible quality of translation is the fact that it ruins the chances of any REAL translator picking up the story to translate.

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graet very english!

Base +6, dunker3 +5, tj911 +4, Guesswhocome -6

>sees bobs and vagene
>I SEE

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“Fasterly”

Nigga WHAT?

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Love the caveman English. Hope someone else re-translates at a later time.

Base +6, bumaimai +19, leloulouchifcation +7, Fusrodaah +6, Grimmomega +6, borg cube +6, Oneoneoneone +5, Cybe +6

This, truly, is a beautiful duwang.

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Excuse me how the fuck is this 4 star average , I make a perfect translation to greek and get 3 stars these shit full of grammar mistakes gets a 4??? ALso how did these not get expunged the translation is bullshit.

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D U W A N G

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Doujinshi of Goblin Slayer, huh? This is more like Grammar Slayer.

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Almost like the original 11/10

Base +8, GrandeOrder -9, cabman11 +6, tj911 +4, leloulouchifcation +7, Dankmemes345 +6, Oneoneoneone +5

when you dump all your stats into str and vig and set int as low as possible.

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Don't you dare to delete this, is a beautiful Duwang.

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"That's get fuck." Words to live by.

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There should be an abysmal grammar tag for cases like this. Poor grammar tag just doesn't do justice.

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...T..This must be the work of the enemy's stand..

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i actually can't breathe this is so funny

Base +6, HonorableShogun +7, Bomb Square +7, leloulouchifcation +7

*chew* Good duwang thats all right

Base +6, dunker3 +5, Chornlajorn +5, kondoriyano +6, tj911 +4, leloulouchifcation +7

圣女实在是太棒了。
希望多看到她的纯爱本。

Base +6, aweggg +6, -迷迷糊糊- +1

The translator was goblin surely

Base +6, Hollow_Gaea +7, aubrie paterson +6, tj911 +4, leloulouchifcation +7, fapsatlightspeed +6, Cybe +6

this translation kinda weird…even a Chinese don't understand (like me)

Base +6, Hollow_Gaea +7, leloulouchifcation +7, LBQRLNEpHzbkzXEUijp4 +16, blackpillow +8

All these plebs not understanding the beauty of DUWANG got me a feeling so complicate.

Base +6, tj911 +4, HonorableShogun +7, leloulouchifcation +7, fapsatlightspeed +6, seebe44 +6, mccarthyism +7, Damoriel +6, DarkMel +7, frontsex +18, Zr44d +11

orcbolg translate his own dj

Base +6, HonorableShogun +7, leloulouchifcation +7

That's get fuck.

Base +4, Damoriel +6

The translation is too funny to concentrate on the fap

Base +7

That killed my boner

Base +9

Translated grand job, saw many not understandings, hard mode rub fuck

Base +6, borg cube +6

"That's get fuck"
hai hai

Base +5, Dogly God +6, Hyoros -15

Bad translation tag should be a thing because of this

who dahek hired a goblin to translate!?

Base +6

Actual English translation here https://e-hentai.org/g/1309739/a8ed108c30/

Art 7. Plot 7. Sexiness 6. Translation 0. True to character 8. All out of 10.

Base +8