The story goes, the tanuki and fox are internet friends, and the tanuki tries to lie about being a studly top who gets around to impress the fox, and the fox tries to lie and say he's a super slutty bottom to impress the tanuki, but they're actually both total virgins So they meet up for that good FWB buttsex and they both realize they have no idea how to put on a condom, and they both try to play it off saying "well I only ever do bareback so I never needed to learn how" before they both just end up blurting it out and decide "screw it, let's just get something to eat instead"
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