Translator: Boil Water
Proofreader: Salt the Water
Redrawer: Add Pasta
Typesetter: Stir and Test Pasta
Quality Checker: Drain Water from Pasta

I was browsing my favorite tags "poor grammar" when I spotted this, so I decided why the heck not. Got bored midway though, so didn't bother with any quality checks, so there may be some mistakes here and there.

Pasta Sauce: https://e-hentai.org/g/1154100/17e215fdc0/

Without desperate gasp for air, I think the author doesn't know how drowning works. It's an unconscious process and people get weakened after some oxygen deprivation. Not orgasm, LOL. But if that's how it works in that universe, I think I might consider moving in. Trying to get myself out-of-breath during a morning run will be a new form of perversion.

To clarify: there's a point when my mind go "splash" after interval sprinting, but my weewee doesn't go hard nor I have shiver or tightening (I know not the exact word, but you know what I mean) associated with climaxing. I don't twiddle with my genital when I'm running after all. That would be weird. Anyway, my point is, oxygen deprivation alone won't make you orgasmic. Tandem stimulations in sexual area is needed for that amazing thing those asphyxiation aficionado constantly pursue to happen. I'm happy with splashing mind thing, mind, but I'd by lying if orgasming along with it is not intriguing.

Last edited on 20 June 2019, 11:13.

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Swimsuits? Check.
Full Color? Check.
Repeatedly Drowning Cute Girls? Che- wait hold the fuck up
Guess that's just the author's thing. I sure can't beat my dick to it though.

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@feathered Well according to Wikipedia, the most reliable source on the internet: "Author John Curra wrote, "The carotid arteries (on either side of the neck) carry oxygen-rich blood from the heart to the brain. When these are compressed, as in strangulation or hanging, the sudden loss of oxygen to the brain and the accumulation of carbon dioxide can increase feelings of giddiness, lightheadedness, and pleasure, all of which will heighten masturbatory sensations."

Author George Shuman describes the effect as such, "When the brain is deprived of oxygen, it induces a lucid, semi-hallucinogenic state called hypoxia. Combined with orgasm, the rush is said to be no less powerful than cocaine, and highly addictive.

So there ya go. (Don't try this at home kids)

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@feathered:

Like what Here4thestory said (and I'm sure you've experienced during your morning runs), depriving the brain of oxygen produces feelings of light-headedness. When combined with sexual activity -- either with a partner or self-initiated -- it can heighten the feeling of pleasure during orgasm.

Needless to say, this is a very dangerous and potentially fatal activity, especially if you try it out alone. David Carradine, of Kung-Fu and Kill Bill fame, is probably the best-known victim of this practice.

DON'T TRY THIS OUT BY YOURSELF!

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I was out of breath just from reading this.

REMEMBER TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH AFTER EACH MEAL! Wait, wrong generic public service announcement. I'm so gonna fire my imaginary secretary.

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>I was browsing my favorite tags "poor grammar" when I spotted this, so I decided why the heck not.

So you say if I do more poor translations we could get more good translations? Hmm...

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@olio33 Depends if its a genre I don't hate, and I don't have any ongoing projects.

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Use salbutamol to briefly expand your lung capacity before reading this.

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