We're so sorry.
KHM Translations~

"Her golden locks, much like the delicate vulnerability of a single mashed potato under a summer sun."

These are words fit to be inscribed on jade in letters of gold.

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also — "NUT UPON THEE!!! <3"

truly an amusing read to start the day. bless you and keep up the lewd work!

Last edited on 02 March 2020, 17:27.

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how to fap, learn shakespearean language. and be a super weaboo at the same time ?
just read this autistic and artistic translation

RAW:https://e-hentai.org/g/1553186/bb35f3ed21/

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Man April came early...

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Okay, this fucking line in page 20 killed me:

"I, a matriarch hast seized thy wand of fornication as did Odysseus seize Troy!"

Although I would honestly love to see a normal version, this one is fucking hilarious, so great work! And don't be sorry, be proud!

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I... appreciate the effort, but I think I’ll wait for a normal one.

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This is absolutely the funniest translation I've ever seen.

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Where's Nihlus?

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I never knew Shakespearean hentai was something I needed. Now this, this is truly art!

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Holy shit these translations are next level

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lol did you take inspiration from Thot Patrol TL?

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Is this the translation equivalent of Ghost Stories?
Fucking 10/10

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I laughed, I came

Thou surely doth jest with thyme words of meandering cavalcade of a horse gone awry

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You call that widdle pp a conqueror of nation, BWAHAHAHAHA.

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@ danielwain: How new?

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Can we have the REAL translation one day? XD

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C'est magnifique! Tres bien!

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The story was s weird enough but how is one supposed to fap with this kind of rewrite?

It's a high effort troll to be sure but a real translation as well would have been appreciated.

Art 7. Plot 7. Sexiness 3. Translation 3. All out of 10.

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This deserves an equally obscene prize. One of the funniest translations I've ever read.

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Laughing my arse off.

There is a normal translation (well, more normal than this) at:
https://e-hentai.org/g/2245074/7ef3976daa/

Last edited on 20 September 2023, 01:25.

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