Taking synchro masturbation a bit too literally.

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Lol Touhou make Yu-Gi-Oh parody

Base +6, Majestic0117 +6, HellisSinging +7, Iroald +6, Hyoros -14

Raw can be found here: https://e-hentai.org/g/885560/e1e11ec6b2/
Chinese TR: https://e-hentai.org/g/887355/30257986fd/

Thanks! Nice job on this translation - constantly delivering good quality stuff

Base +43, Dnkz +29, sleazeball -2, fapsatlightspeed +6, HellisSinging +7, Hyoros +14

well, at least Raigeki got Limited instead of being banned... so technically at this time the one Raigeki Patchouli used was legal (unlike some other cards)

Base +8, LaviRoux +6, Hyoros -14

七皇剑起手有够欧的

Base +6, Majestic0117 +6, HellisSinging +7

Ah good old Quasar Turbo.

Base +10, IvanZ +6, LegoArielFanMaster +9, fapsatlightspeed +6, carcinoGeneticist- +6

Yeah, this is insanely solid, proper terminology and everything. Well done.

With the concession that Remilia and Patchouli are ignoring the banlist and playing in Master Rule 2 (for some reason), and that Remilia's deckbuilding is questionable at best, all of these plays are legal with the cards provided, except for one: Patchouli cheats on Page 19 by using Magical Citadel's effect to remove spell counters from itself instead of RML five times when she's only able to do this once per turn. Also the Spell Power Grasp play on that page leaves Citadel on 15 counters and Library with 3 if and only if she targets the Citadel; the card it targets gains two counters and everything else gets one because Grasp is itself a spell. I imagine this is an error, though.

Base +6, Toffu +6, Entoma +6, zeroniv_legend +6, sleazeball +2, tsuza +8, RyuuHawke +6, fapsatlightspeed +6, Roxolan +6, Iroald +6, bigmak +6, tacobowl8 +11, whiskeysnake +6, and 7 more...

I love this doujin. so. much.

Base +19, Blakeh +6, carcinoGeneticist- +6, type143 +6

thanks to /v/

Base +6, Seviper4 +7

I LOVE IT! more hentai playing yu gi oh!

Base +6

P. 17 = CLEAR MINDO

Base +7, sleazeball +2, Hyoros +14

CARD GAMES ON DANMAKU?

CARD GAMES ON DANMAKU!

Base +8, sleazeball +2, Seviper4 +7, Iroald +6, KrystalKross23 +6, carcinoGeneticist- +6

Everything works, but I've gotta admit, I was half expecting the result of the like five syncrhos ending in a single quasar going to "My turn, sacrifice Quasar to summon Gamaciel."

Everyone knows that synchro spam at this point is best played when you can get multiple Quasars or multiple Cosmic Blazers (or some number of both).

Base +6, proj -6, KingLego +5

FINALLY A DOUJIN THAT PANDERS TO MY FETISH

Base +6, Seviper4 +7, Star_Singer +6, proj +6, carcinoGeneticist- +6

Yes. This is everything that I could want from a doujin. Touhou, sex as an afterthought, and 20 card magical christmas land synchro combos.

Base +11, Iroald +6, KrystalKross23 +6, Blakeh +6, proj +6, carcinoGeneticist- +6

After reading this, you won't see synchro the same anymore when reading Yu-gi-oh. Congrats!

Base +14

Lol tat speed warrior and pot of greed ref had me rolling

Base +8, Blakeh +6

Doujin of the year right here

Base +12, MissMeWithThatPanda +6, Blakeh +6

Anyone else feel a little cheated by the fact that nobody actually played Neo Tachyon?

Base +6, Blakeh +6, proj -6

AND HIS NAME IS TRISHULAAAAAA

Base +6, MissMeWithThatPanda +6

双厨狂喜（？）

Base +3

@ Orangecola: I feel there is a demeaning in that plot excuse that you need to point it out. But if you need reason, Gensokyo is locked from irl, that's why Sanae brought up the more recent rule.

@ Soldier A: wrong nostalgiafag, aiming for it is Inconsistent and fragile.

@Onys177: xyz era card, dumbass

Base +12, fabiopenz -6, KingLego -5