Great job, Gesundheit. And great job, The_unseelie_court, for translation.

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This is amazing on so many levels

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is there a comedy tag

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Alrighty then. Comedy it is.

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Why does this have the group tag when they're clearly just masturbating as a couple?

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i see they have vibrators that look like vacuum cleaners but i wonder if they have onaholes that look like kitchen stoves

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"Senator Sexlessus"
"Senator Audacious"
"Futinarius"

Man, these Romans really live up to their names, don't they?

I'm surprised Biggus Dickus didn't show up to play a cameo role.

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I hate this. This is inhumane. This story violates human rights on many level.
I mean, how dare the husband leave his wife sexless like that for one year. ONE YEAR! Thankfully the wife still has plenty of vibrators, but in the end nothing can match the touch of a real man. At least they began masturbating to each other right now. I hope the wife can get herself laid in the next chapter.

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@Fang5:

If you marry a guy named "Sexlessus", I think you'd get a pretty good idea of what NOT to expect from him.

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Gesudenheit always makes the best comedy hentais.

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Gesudenheit is a fucking national treasure

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based gesundheit

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Another treasure from Gesundheit... thanks for the translation!

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After careful search, I can guarantee there's no Gens Titania as far as I can know (Wikipedia lists one without a source, but there's no other sign of it in the works I have access to. Let's not talk about Gens Kisma and the massacre of Roman naming conventions). My immersion is ruined and my disappointment is immense.

Can't find a good way of translating "sexless" in Latin too, nothing comes out naturally. My Latin teacher would be so disappointed.

(This is great nonetheless!)

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Maybe I lost some more braincells through this. Who knows.

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So, because I'm a fucking loser, I wanted to see how to translate "sexless" into Latin.

I can't find a pre-existing word for it, but I can find morphemes to make it.

"Sex" is coitus or futūtiō (the latter being more vulgar, equivalent to "fucking"). "X-less" can be in-X-is, so there's incoitis "coitus-less" and īnfutūtiōnis "fucking-less".

Also, there's several participles from the verb futuō "I fuck": futuēns "fucking", futūtus "fucked", futūtūrus "going to fuck", and futuendus "going to be fucked". Any of these could be prefixed with ne- to make them negative, so there's nefutuēns "not fucking", nefutūtus "not fucked", nefutūtūrus "not going to fuck", and nefutuendus "not going to be fucked".

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ah, the rare pearl

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gesundheit never disappoint

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@meow_pao

For better or worse, it's best Biggus Dickus didn't appear. Imagine if he came with his wife, Incontinetia Buttocks.

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The TRUE Spartacus story... Unabridged...
Gesundheit is a god among men... Balancing comedy and sex...
Every page of this was epic
Thanks for sharing

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I have a vewy gweat fwiend in wome called Biggus Dickus.

@PKLove23: The plural of "hentai" is not "hentais."

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No actual depicted gay sex? This is incredibly historically innacurate.

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based and geshundheitpilled

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Fucking avant garde

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That was again a hilarious work

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Guys, do you know where to find Gesundheit' mangas? I mean the non-porn one

Edit: Nevermind then,I just find his mangaka name

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^ yomoyama takashi for people having trouble finding it. Searching for gesundeit doesnt always come up with his work under that name, despite it being in the title/tagged as such

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"Ikemenius" is just fucking sending me. I can picture scholars cringing while Gesundheit's like "haha, adding -us to Japanese slang goes brrr"

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God bless you Gesundheit you magnificent bastard !

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oh my dear lord, I love it when authors get into the mindsets of actual slave owners. What splendid hilarity!

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THIS IS SPARTACUS! Just cooling.

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This kind of masturbation needs to become popular again in the modern day.

Art 7. Plot 8. Sexiness 7. Translation 6. All out of 10.

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