I don't speak these strange runes, but I'll try to drunkenly interpret this 7 page novella. Page 1 > High level artistic minutia that goes far beyond my troglodyte brain Page 2 > 100 dollarydoos gets you this sweet can of Mountain Dew™, and this woman(?) is explaining this to us Page 3 > We come to a musk filled room of nugget futas panting lewdly as their innate desire to ejaculate infinitum is halted by a leather strap, Narrator-chan unzips her jumpsuit Page 4 > Narrator-chan got some fat honkers, which leads me to relate to this restrained and disabled women, both mentally and sexually even though I lack a massive schlonger Page 5 > The leather cock strap is released from futa-chan(kun?), yet the sultry narrator refuses to provide the devilish sensation of her silky hands Page 6 > The hellish pleasure of Narrator-chan's soft fingers stroking the pent up futanari rod release a thick torrent of fermented slop from the enslaved futa Page 7 > Futa-chan becomes little more than an unwilling and broken hose to be milked as a simple touch destroys her mind and fills a entire bucket with the cold, refreshing taste of Mountain Dew™
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