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You do what you gotta do in order to survive, even for Jedi.

...Actually, especially if you're a Jedi.

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1. Alleyway whoring...

<drops 300 credits into bucket> "I'll take an 'Angry Wookiee'..!"

<gets both arms pulled out of sockets>

<blood spurting from shoulder sockets> "I...I don't know why I was expecting something different..." <(corpse) THUD>

;p

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2. RE: pricing (@dap00) ~ Ah I see your error now... You mis-read the pricing sign. The "7"-symbol with double-lines through it is the Star Wars' (in-universe) symbol for Galactic Credits. So the pricing is...
- a.) Blowjob = 50 Credits
- b.) Anal = 150 Credits
- c.) 'Angry Wookiee' = 300 Credits

Hope this helps clarify. :)

Last edited on 24 June 2022, 05:16.

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@H-Knight: ...that's so wrong.

...no way that should be cheaper than a blowjob. The cleanup alone...

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Only for pic 22 I already give 5 star..this joke never old

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I don't think I've ever seen anyone as disappointed as Ashoka on pic 22.

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