"I've got this great gig." ... "Would you believe with the Amazons?" ... "No seriously, all the girls I can molest and they pay me to boot!" ... "Don't even have to lurk or chase, they're coming to me." ... "I do get a fair amount of bludgeoning, but the health bens are good enough to cover it." ... "Combat training." ********* "What? you're just mad I thought of it first. Besides, I have some vacation time coming up and I just might have some tips about their current techniques." ... "I'll even give you a family discount." .