This is a re-translation of my previous attempt. I realized that I've missed some details from my previous translation, so I'm trying to correct it with this one. Terribly sorry about it!

thx for the translation

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never change japan

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Should have nuked them thrice.

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Reminds me of this...

https://youtu.be/PNWr_Jlx6p0?t=23

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Ah, yes. A turtle. Of course.

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Based on the tale of Urashima Taro.

Thanks Gintama for teaching me about Japanese folktales.

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Urashima Taro is a bitch

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why the fuck is this tagged netorare? did the fucking shell get cucked or what

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