another drunk translation

007
OG: こんなところに連れ出して… / 聞くことじゃないのはわかってるんだが…
TL: "To take me to a place like this" / "I know you don't want to hear it but..."
ED: she's saying she knows it's not her place to bring him all the way out here and ask him the the question that follows

OG: 何か言ってくると / うるしい…
TL: "Did you say something" / "I'm glad..."
ED: she's saying she'd be glad if he said something

008
OG: ああ…
TL: "16..."
ED: "Ah..."

OG: よかったあ
TL: "Good for you"
ED: thank goodness?

009
OG: 私は…べつにそんな気は！
TL: "I don't think so!"
ED: she's saying she wasn't planning for that

012
OG: そんなにいじめないで
TL: "don't be so rough"
ED: "don't tease me like that"

013
OG: あぁっっ！！いきなりそんなっ！っはげしい！！
TL: "ohh!!!!"
ED: she's saying how sudden and rough he is

OG: 股を濡らした人形が誘惑してこればこうもなろう！！つくづく人形というのは御しがたいな！！
TL: "If a doll with a wet pussy tempts me it will become like this"
ED: missing detail, second part talks about how unmanageable she is

OG: しきかんっもっとっやさしくっ
TL: "Commanders"
ED: she's telling him to be gentler

OG: しきかんおくっおくっあたってるっしきかんっ
TL: "cock is too hard to beat"
ED: she's talking about how deep he's going

OG: おくっすごくおくっはいってるっじきかんっ
TL: "I really want to, C-commander"
ED: she's still talking about how deep he's inside

015
OG: すき…
TL: "lets keep going..."
ED: I love you?

OG: まだ出てる
TL: "lets keep going..."
ED: she's talking about how he's still cumming

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look how they massacred my girl

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Keep in mind, translations are not 100% accurate but roughly, Also did this while drunk so more fuel to the fire, but enjoy, doubt anyone else translates

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My brother in christ, there is a difference between "as reasonably accurate as possible" and "drunken rambling" for a translation.

Why not just use whats been given tp fix the issue.

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Is it weird that I find that M16 needing to be babied and give attention is hilarious? Mainly because the RL gun needed the same to prevent jamming.

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@daitengu: only if you were using the powder not designed for the rifle.

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@daitengu That's ignorant fudd lore, retard. Most of the stories concerning M16 reliability stem from dumbasses not knowing how to use and maintain the damn thing, or because the military is too goddamn cheap to replace old guns.

Mistreat any gun and it will malfunction, including a fucking AK (god forbid you drop the thing in mud).

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