I translated and (poorly) decensored this. I will not translate the sequel.

love what yu did

Base +4, funk_u_up -13, joseph_864 +6

1. You used the wrong 1280x downsized resolution. Download the archive or the non-downsized torrent (right side.)

Base +22, as102 +13, kavinh -6, whyneus +6, funk_u_up +13, uzaidi +12, cynamonbunz +39, downbridge +6, dersied -10, _Zap_ +12

02: conquer the country => win the nationals
03/11: akido => aikido
05: a lot cases => a lot of cases
09: You all i assume you're prepared? => You all, i assume you're prepared? / I assume you're all prepared?
10: this guys => this guy's
11: your boyfriends safety => your boyfriend's safety
16: embassing => embarassing
16: the all of the tools => all the tools
16: Lets => Let's
22: a masochist pervert => a masochistic pervert
50: tied up like tight like this => tied up tight like this / tied up as tight as this

Base +8, funk_u_up +13, radishstew +6, mistabob +8