Goddamn. No wonder he's the king when he's got a Biggoron Sword-sized cock. Link poking his head in to watch the princess get a little poking of her own was the cherry on top.
> Zelda: Ah, Hylia forgive me! I don't think I can serve anyone else...
but Zelda... you ARE Hylia. Hylia was a minor goddess who reincarnated as a mortal (zelda) because she had a crush on the hero (Link) and wanted him to fuck her. The royal family are descendants of Zelda and Link. And over the generations Hylia keeps reincarnating into her own female descendants as a new zelda every time link pops up again. So she can become his wife yet again...
which, now that I think about it, is quite a lot of incest.